Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Battle Orchestra-Chp Finale

CHAPTER FINALE-THE DUEL OF A LIFETIME

All the cartoons and animes were seated in the cafeteria to have their dinner. All the cartoons and animes were pretty much the same old hostile attitude towards each other. They were either exchanging venomous looks at each other or glare at each other in the face before someone else that was more calm and collected or rational comes and drags them away. They ate their meals in silence so that no one would suddenly come up some wise-guy catch to start a fight.

This wasn’t the time to fight. Not now. Their fight is on stage, where the public will see their abilities and be the judge.

Our Asian agents Misbun Sidek, Mat Gempak and Pak Cik Din were pretty amazed when they came into the cafeteria. They expected a hot fight as soon as the West and the East meet but judging by the glares and silent treatment, they were impressed.

“Looks like we don’t need to be their peace maker for tonight, do we, guys?” Mat Gempak said as he took his seat after getting his food.

“Nope, not necessary,” Pak Cik Din replied. Misbun only smiled and shook his head. He was still being mysterious and all even though every staff was beginning to doubt that the West and the East would ever make peace after this orchestra.

“Are you really, really sure that this duel is going to settle their score between themselves?” Mat Gempak asked, still worried about the whole thing.

“We’ll just wait and see,” Misbun smiled and popped a spoonful of mash potatoes into his mouth.


All the people from the reality world came ushering into the Great Music Hall. The humans range from the creators of the East and West characters to the members of the West and East animation staff to the other important people of the animation organization and finally to the public, which is the viewers. Anime and cartoon characters both young and old came to see the big feud between the East and the West. When the public heard wind about the feud, the tickets were sold out almost immediately within 24 hours of its sale! Now that’s what I call a great sale!

Everyone chattered excitedly as they tried to find their seats in the Great Music Hall. They were all excited to see their favourite characters go into action. It was a new thing for them to see their characters playing instruments and indulge themselves in serious art for a change and they wouldn’t miss it for the world.

Backstage, everyone was pretty much nervous about the whole duel thing. Some of them were beginning to have second thoughts about the whole issue.

*In the West*

“I don’t think I wanna go out there, guys,” Ron said as he peeked from the closed curtains at the hundreds upon hundreds of people out there taking their seats. “I’m suddenly experiencing a serious case of stage fright!”

“Me too, me too!” Rufus agreed as he burrowed deeper into Ron’s pocket.

“There’s no turning back now, guys!” Kim Possible exclaimed in horror at her boyfriend’s sudden change of attitude. “We’ve already agreed into this and we have gotta go out there and show the East who’s boss!”

“But…are you sure this is the right thing to do?” Daphne asked. “I mean, there has got to be other ways to settle this fight. We don’t have to take such drastic measures.”

“What do you mean drastic measures?” Cat (CatDog from ‘Nickelodeon’) asked, surprised. “Competing in this type of feud is perfectly civilized and non-violent. What’s so drastic about it?”

“Yeah,” Dog, his conjoined brother agreed. “It’s just an orchestra competition. It’s just a simple matter of win or lose. What’s wrong with that?”

“Well…I didn’t want to tell you this because I didn’t want your spirits to be down and be pressurized by the whole thing but…” Mickey hesitated, scratched his ear and finally said, “Well…if we lose, our ratings go down. And when our ratings go down, it’ll be the end of us.”

“WHAT?!” Everyone exclaimed, their eyes as big as saucers.

“What exactly do you mean by ‘the end of us’?” Eduardo demanded, his face looking as if he would take the ecto-gun and blow Mickey up into smithereens.

“You know how our lives and our existence depend on the ratings. If no one likes us anymore and no one is interested to watch our shows anymore, we’ll cease to exist. We’ll disappear into thin air, disintegrate, and fade away…well…in a crueler way…die…”

“DIE?!” Johnny Bravo exclaimed as he almost fell onto his knees. “I’m too handsome to die! I haven’t got enough chicks yet, man! Oh Mama, why does this have to happen?!”

“Now you tell us!!” Donald Duck squawked. “Do you mean to tell us that if we don’t win this contest, we’ll die?!”

Mickey didn’t dare to reply.

“Even if we raise the white flag now, the humans will think of us as cowards and will hate us for it. We’ll die all the same,” Sam said as she and her girlfriends Clover and Alex looked at each other uneasily.

“But if we win, we’ll end up killing the East,” Bubbles whined. “We’ll be murderers!”

“I don’t usually say this but…” Mickey hesitated again before saying, “we’ll have to risk it. It is a necessary evil. We cannot just die.”

The silence that hung over them later was way unbearably thick.


*In the East*

“The day for us to beat those worthless West baka-s have arrived!!” Goku exclaimed with much excitement, resulting to a loud thwack by Sanzo’s holy fan.

“Don’t be so enthusiastic, you bakasaru! Your confidence is just gonna wear you down! I don’t want to see you falling asleep in the middle of the competition!”

“Sanzo, just let him be,” Gojyo said as he gulped down his last can of beer. “He practically never runs out of batteries.”

“Is everyone all set and ready to play for our lives?” Hakkai asked cheerfully as usual.

“HAIT!!!” Everyone exclaimed with their instruments held up high in the air.

“Are you sure we should do this?” Ayashi suddenly asked. “I’m beginning to have second thoughts.”

Everyone glared at her like she just announced something horrible and unforgivable. Toru stood protectively in front of her in case they want to pounce on her and turned to her, asking, “Why do you have to say that? We’ve already gotten this far. Why the hesitation all of a sudden?”

“I just…don’t think that this is necessary. It’s too cruel…”

“Well, it’s too cruel to let the West win and get us killed in the process!” Usopp exclaimed.

“She’s right,” the sudden agreement from Luffy immediately turned heads towards him.

“Why do you say that?” Sanji asked with Nami in his arms.

“If we do this duel and we win, we’ll kill the West in the process because they will lose their ratings and cease to exist.”

“Yeah, so?” Tasuki folded his arms, unconcerned.

“Then what’s the difference between us and the West? I bet they want to do the same thing and get us killed. But if we do this, what difference does this make us compared to them?”

Everyone was at lost of words.


“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!” Mat Gempak and Pak Cik Din, who were the MCs, stepped out to the stage and were fighting for the mike. As they fought for it, they finished each other’s sentences, sending the humans into peels of laughter.

MG: Thank you one and all…

PCD: To come to this glorious hall to…

MG: Witness this glorious performance!

PCD: Do enjoy the orchestra performed by…

MG: Our most talented characters from both…

PCD: The East and the West!

MG: We’ll let you be the judge to see…

PCD: Who’s the best among the two!

MG: So without further ado…

PCD: Let us give a warm welcome…

MG: To the East anime and the West cartoons!

As soon as they finished, the humans clapped and cheered as the curtains unfold. The West was sitting at the right side of the stage while the East sat at the left. They were amazed to see which of their favourite characters was handling which piece of instrument. Half of the Disney characters were handling the wind instruments like the trombones, trumpets, flutes, saxophones, clarinets and tubas, while the other half were handling the cellos, violins, guitars, banjos, electric guitars and a huge harp together with some of the Cartoon Network crew. Half of the Nickelodeon was in charge of the drums and the other half were in a mixture with the Cartoon Network handling miscellaneous instruments like the piano, xylophone and chimes. The East, on the other hand, were about much of a mixture of everyone handling instruments like the qin, the wind chimes, flutes, the cello, the Chinese xylophones and the drums. They were all glaring at their opponents as if they were about to eat them alive.

Soon, the orchestra began. The West started first with some theme songs from their show like ‘Scooby Doo’, ‘Dexter’s Laboratory’, ‘Totally Spies’, ‘Kim Possible’ and ‘CatDog’. The East fought back by a few theme songs from their show like ‘Samurai X’, ‘Cooking Master Boy’, ‘Slam Dunk’, ‘Ranma ½’ and ‘Ayashi No Ceres’. Then the West rebutted back with songs from ‘The Weekenders’, ‘The Powerpuff Girls’, ‘The Flintstones’ and ‘Tom & Jerry Kids Show’. The East again threw them back with songs from ‘Strange Dawn’, ‘One Piece’, ‘Vandread’ and ‘Here & There, Now & Then’. The West shot back again with their theme songs from their animation movies like ‘Beauty & the Beast’, ‘Aladdin’, ‘Pocahontas’, ‘The Lion King’ and ‘The Little Mermaid’. The East wouldn’t give up and had their songs from their OVA like ‘You’re Under Arrest’, ‘Fushigi Yuugi’, ‘Jigoku Sensei Nube’ and ‘Oh! My Goddess’.

The fight was hectic. Everyone watched in awe and excitement as the West and the East fought to defeat each other with their songs. They were going back and forth with each other, from ‘Archie’s Weird Mysteries’ to ‘Dragon Ball’ to ‘Road to El Dorado’ to ‘Doraemon’ to ‘Hercules’ to ‘Gensomaden Saiyuki’ to ‘Hunchback of Notre Dame’ to ‘Shaman King’ to ‘Mulan’ to ‘Rave’…the list goes on. They both were playing for their lives, playing for their existence and playing for their place in the animation world. Neither of them wanted to die and become forgotten by their humans they have given their service to for so long. None of them want to disappear and cease to exist for the rest of their lives. None of them want to have the feeling of fading away into nothingness and become lost in the world of emptiness where there is no life and no death and no one to care for you. None of them wanted to be parted from this world and stop serving their beloved humans. And certainly none of them want to be out of the children’s—those lovely children—eyes forever, never to be remembered and never there to brighten their days.

But then, none of them wanted to kill their opponents…

They suddenly stopped, much to the amazement of the humans watching. The silence was so thick, but no one attempted to make a sound lest missing out what would happen next. Mat Gempak and Pak Cik Din stared in astonishment at their sudden reaction. Misbun smiled mysteriously, as if expecting this to happen. The West and the East stared at each other in complete silence. It had dawned to them that none of them wanted their opponent to be killed. All they wanted was to have a fair duel to see who wins or lose. None of them expected that this duel will cost them their lives. None of them expected that whoever wins, either side will die. They didn’t want to kill. They didn’t want this tragedy to happen at all.

Suddenly Miaka, who was playing the qin, struck a note. Tamahome stared at her before playing a note on his flute. Chichiri followed suite by playing the wind chimes. Then it was Sakuragi playing the Chinese trumpet, followed by Rukawa playing his flute. Slowly the West also joined in, from Ron playing his trombone, Kim with her flute, Johnny Bravo with his electric guitar, Velma with her violin and Goofy with his banjo. One by one, the crew from the East and West played their instrument, slowly and spontaneously making a song that no one had ever heard before. The song was neither from the East’s theme songs nor the West’s. it was a whole new song which just came from a combination of them. Even Hakkai and Mickey, after staring at each other, finally raised their conducting sticks and began to conduct the song that was out of the ordinary.

Everyone was really moved by the song, including the children who came to listen and also our Asian agents. They played of their lives in their field of entertainment. They played of how they felt when they were first created. They played of how they felt when they were given life by the humans who watched and loved them. They played of their happiness and sadness, of the wonders they could do to brighten up and excite their fellow viewers through their stories and adventures. They played of romances that bloomed within them as their show carried on to entertain their viewers and played of gratitude that if it weren’t for the support of the viewers, they wouldn’t have discovered love between themselves and wouldn’t have lived till today. They played of the good times and the bad times and most importantly, they played of their love and thanks to those innocent kids who never tire and never failed on them.

When they ended, there was another silence. The East and the West suddenly felt exhilaration and a satisfaction that their score was finally over. They realized that ratings were not something they can just simply hold as a contest, not when it concerned their lives. They realized that they were pretty equal after all. They finally smiled at each other and gave their compliments to each other through eye-contact.

Almost abruptly, everyone present in the hall stood up and cheered, almost clapping their hands raw. They hollered and shouted with excitement and even whistled. Happiness and tears were all over their faces as they yelled their congrats and compliments out loud.

“They are just so cool!”

“Yeah! Sugoi!”

“They were so great, so cool! I…I can’t decide! They both are so good at this!! I can’t express how cool they are!!”

“The East and the West rocks, dude!”

“I’m amazed! They actually did it without our help! We didn’t have to draw them any special talents to play!”

“I’m so glad this is over!” Mat Gempak shouted in the midst of all this commotion. “I didn’t think they’ll pull through anyway!”

“You knew it all along, didn’t you, Misbun?!” Pak Cik Din asked. “You knew all along that this was going to happen, didn’t you?!”

Misbun only smiled as he went up stage and took the mike. He waited until the commotion died a little before asking, “Well, friends. Did you enjoy the show?”

“YES!!!” Everyone exclaimed, forcing those on stage to wince and cover their ears.

“So, what do you think? Who is the best among the two?”

Everyone quieted down and muttered among themselves. It was written on their faces that none of them was able to decide. Finally one of the staff from Disney said, “I don’t know, Misbun. We really can’t decide. They were all really good.”

“Yeah,” someone from the anime company agreed. “They started out to be fighting among themselves but to think that at the end of the show, they had a combined song. We…we really can’t decide.”

Everyone nodded and muttered their agreement. They really couldn’t figure out whether the East was better or the West. Misbun smiled and said, “Then we’ll have to consider this a tie, shall we?”

“YEAH!!!” everyone replied before cheering again.

“Well, guys,” Misbun said as he turned to the cartoons and the animes. “Are you satisfied now?”

They all nodded sheepishly. Goku suddenly laughed out loud and pounced on Sanzo, demanding a congratulation kiss. Sanzo wanted to shoot him with gun at first, but finally turned his back on everyone and kissed Goku. Soon, all the couples of both East and West grabbed each other and kissed. Johnny Bravo was the most enthusiastic and show-off of all. He held Velma way near to the ground (like in those dances) and kissed her, sending her swooning. Dexter looked at him in distaste but was consoled by his sister Dee Dee and Mandark.

“Chill out, Dexter,” Dee Dee said. “There are still other girls in the world right for you.”

“Yes, Dexter. I can introduce to you a lovely female specimen later,” Mandark agreed.

The whole feud ended gracefully.


“Our ratings are better!”

Our ratings are better!”

“Here we go again.”

The characters of the East and West were bickering again about their ratings in the conference room. Some people just never learn. Mat Gempak, Misbun Sidek and Pak Cik Din groaned in exasperation.

“What is it this time?” Mat Gempak asked. “Wasn’t the orchestra duel a lesson enough for you?”

“No! Come to think of it, a tie isn’t so good after all!” Timon replied.

“We want another duel!” Giant exclaimed. “Something that wouldn’t affect our lives and force us to give in to each other and will not have another tie!”

“Any ideas? We have to stop them fighting like this!” Pak Cik Din asked. For once, Misbun shook his head and shrugged, obviously no ideas at the moment.

“OK, guys!” Mat Gempak sounded really tired of all this nonsense. “You want a fight? I’ll give you another fight! One that won’t concern your lives, if that’s what you want!”

Everyone looked at him eagerly.

“Cooking.”

Battle Orchestra-Chp 4

CHAPTER 4-LAST MINUTE PREPARATIONS

The West gathered in their orchestra room very early in the morning for one last practice. They made sure that none of them made a single mistake in their theme songs and were surprised themselves when some of the theme songs they practiced came out pretty perfect without any flaw at all. After the practice, Mickey the conductor was very pleased indeed.

“Well, my friends, I guess we have actually done a great job in this practice. Remember, we have to do our best on stage if we ever want to win the ratings that we deserve from the humans in the reality world. I heard many are coming to watch us tonight and will be the judge.”

“I thought you didn’t care about the ratings,” Donald Duck said slyly in his duckish squawk.

“Heh heh,” Mickey scratched his head sheepishly. “Well, so far we have been practicing very, very hard, and I shudder to think that our efforts would be wasted and have the humans favour the animes. So…”

“We get the drift, Mickey,” Shaggy said as he sat, as usual, with Scooby sharing a long sandwich. “Like, we wouldn’t want to let those chinks get in the way of being the most liked cartoons by our fellow humans.”

“Uh-uh, no way!” Scooby agreed with his mouth full of food.

“What if they don’t like us?” Courage the Cowardly Dog, the worried wart, whimpered. “What if those animes really are good and the kids don’t like us? What’ll we do? What’ll we do?”

“Stupid dog! You’re worrying over nothing! Of course we’ll win!” Eustace scowled and would’ve hit his guitar on Courage’s head if it weren’t for his wife Murielle who stopped him.

“He is right,” Cow said worriedly as she squeezed Chicken’s shoulder. “What if they don’t like us? What if we don’t play good, Chicken? Would it be the end of us, Big Brother?”

“That’s why we have to give our best performance to them and show them what we’re made of. There is no way we’re gonna give up our ratings to a 3rd class animation like them!” Clover replied vainly.

“OK then, my friends. Let’s do another practice and let’s break a leg on stage later!” Mickey said as he tapped the board with his conducting stick enthusiastically.

Soon the orchestra room was filled with their music.


Everyone of the East sat at their places, staring at their instruments blandly without moving an inch. They seemed pretty tense and testy. None of them were willing to pick up their instruments and practice for the last time. Hakkai, the ever high-hoped and cheerful git, noticed immediately and tapped the board with his conducting stick.

“Come on, people, get a move on! Dozo, dozo!”

No one attempted to move. Hakkai brought a chair to sit down and folded his arms.

“Alright, guys. What seems to be the problem?”

“I think we’re going out on a suicidal mission,” Luffy, the ever energetic rubber boy, looked worried and uneasy for the first time.

“Why do you say that?”

“I’ve heard rumours about the judging. If we lose, we will cease to exist,” Sailor Moon said with a glum on her face as she let herself be in the arms of her darling Mamoru and Luna on her lap.

“Annou…if we actually lose, the ratings and credit will all go to the West, and we will soon be forgotten,” Kyoko (Jigoku Sensei Nube) said, fearing for the worst. “And if we are forgotten, our lives will be gone. We will cease to exist. We will disappear into thin air and never be able to live again.”

“I don’t want to disappear! I haven’t have time to be with Haroko!!!” Sakuragi ranted in the background, but was surprised that Akagi didn’t aim a punch on his head. Rukawa looked at him coldly, but was unable to hide his worry about disappearing from the face of the earth.

“Matte, matte! Choto matte, everyone,” Hakkai tried to calm his fellow colleagues down and brighten up their spirits. “Just because of one rumour, you turn into soggy ramen? Come on, guys. This is not like you. These few days you were playing pretty good, and you guys are really making progress. You’re not giving up, are you?”

“We wish we could share your optimism and all,” Kindaichi said unenthusiastically, “but you don’t get much of a courage when you hear things about dying and ceasing to exist, never to return to bring joy and laughter to the humans.”

“Well, if you guys give up now and not wanting to show up for the orchestra performance, we would cease to exist just the same, because we are going to considered as ‘chickens’ by the humans,” Hakkai replied calmly.

“Yes, but…” Ranma tried to reply, but couldn’t. He was pretty upset about the whole thing.

“Besides, if you don’t try, how would you know that we will not be liked by the humans? How would we know that our songs are better than the West or vice versa? Our songs are much popular than the West—just look at those humans downloading our songs from the internet rather than the West’s. What do we have to lose? If we don’t try, we might as well be dead, right here, right now.”

“Well, you got a point there,” someone from Vandread replied sheepishly.

“We have to be out there to know if we are worthy of all the ratings from our fellow humans,” Hakkai replied as he got off his seat and reached for the conducting stick. “Remember, we may not know what will the future brings, but we can change it for the better and for our advantage.”

“Well, what are you bakas waiting for?” Sanzo threw away his cigarette and picked up his Chinese guitar. “Let’s get started before Hakkai here talks until the end of time.”

Everyone finally picked up their instruments and prepared to start their practice. They seemed pretty upbeat now that Hakkai had given them reassurance and a little bit of confidence.

“It is the fight for our lives and for our existence,” Hakkai tapped his stick and raised it above his head. “Ganbatte, everyone!”

Soon, their orchestra room, too, filled with music.


As time passed by, the clock struck, signaling dinner time. Misbun stared out of his office window and he could see, at the Great Music Hall where the competition will be held, stood quite a number of humans waiting outside the gates long before it was time to open and let them in. Misbun smiled and drew the curtains.

“It is time.”

Battle Orchestra-Chp 2

CHAPTER 2-THE WEST

Cartoons of the West were all gathered in the orchestra room, picking the instrument of their choice. They couldn’t believe that they actually agreed upon Misbun Sidek’s decision to an orchestra duel with the East animes. They were too dumbstruck at that time when Misbun came with the decision that the meeting adjourned without as much as a small protest. Now they were in the orchestra room trying to practice a song that would be good enough o defeat the East and claim a name in their rightful place as the highest rated cartoons of the animated world.

“Alright, alright, places everyone,” Mickey stood at the conductor stand and tapped the board with his conducting stick. “Everyone, find an instrument that you can play and then we’ll all come up with a nice piece of song to beat the animes, although I don’t think this duel is good.”

“This duel is so not the drama,” Kim Possible groaned as she took a flute. “Cheerleading is much easier than this!”

“You said it, KP,” Ron agreed while taking a trombone, followed by Rufus the mole rat from his pocket.

“I cannot believe that some Asian cartoons can just boss us around and ask us to compete in this primitive nature!” Dexter grumbled as he picked the xylophone. “Why couldn’t he say anything about competing in science?”

“That’s a good duel,” Velma (Scooby Doo) agreed while she took a violin.

“I hope these weird instruments don’t do anything to my hair,” Johnny Bravo said as he took the electric guitar in his hands. Dexter gave Johnny a sideways glance. If anyone remembers one of the Cartoon Network’s commercials, Dexter has a heart for Velma, yet Velma was undeniably in love with Johnny.

“Ah-hyuck! I love playing things like these! I don’t mind Mr. Sidek giving us this kind of competition!” Goofy replied as he took out his prized banjo. A family heritage, no doubt.

“Dad, you’re always up and about for anything,” Max replied exasperatedly while he and his best pal PJ took an electric guitar each.

“I don’t know what’s worse,” Max (Mighty Max) said as he took another electric guitar while passing the drumsticks to Norman, “my missions to defeat SkullMaster or this.”

“I’d say that it’s most likely the missions that are kinder,” Virgil commented.

“Alright, everyone,” Mickey’s voice came out in the middle of the hectic orchestra crowd. “Have you guys got the instrument you can play?”

“YES!!!” Everyone hollered, sending Mickey falling over his feet by the impact of their voices.

“Alright, let’s try these few pieces, and then we’ll decide which to play for the orchestra.”

The cartoons started playing. First it was a real wreck that they had to take several breaks just to let Mickey’s stressed-out heart rest. But after a few practices (and less wreckage of tunes), they got the hang of it.

“OK, everyone. It is decided. We’ll play our cartoons’ theme songs and also those major theme songs for our animated movies. I personally think Beauty & the Beast and also Hunchback of Notre Dame’s theme song is cool.”

“No kidding!” Daffy Duck said in the midst of his spraying saliva. “The first few tunes from…whaddaya say? Symphony something! Ugh! That’s terrible!”

“OK then. We’ll take a break then, have a dinner or a snack or somewhat, or does anyone have a show to run later? Alright, after everything said and done, you will all gather here to play.”

Everyone groaned when Mickey mentioned the practice, but they didn’t protest. Could be because of their bet and grudge towards the East animes. One by one, they left the orchestra room. Some stayed behind to play their instruments or experiment some other instruments to see if they were suitable to their capability.

“Hey, Velma, you got any shows today?” Dexter asked, feeling hopeful.

“No, nothing much. Scooby and Shaggy had to go on some tour with Fred and Daphne, and I wasn’t interested, so our show had to be postponed,” Velma replied.

“Then would it be OK if…”

“Hey Velma, Carl was supposed to hang out with me at Pop’s but he ditched me for some ‘pretty’ cousin of hers,” it was Johnny Bravo, wincing as he said the word ‘pretty’. “Come with me?”

“Sure, Johnny,” Velma said dreamily as she followed behind him without waiting for Dexter’s protests. Dexter sighed and walked off to find his co-actor Mandark to pass the time. He found it hard to confess how he felt for Velma, his intellectual equal. He didn’t what to say and he didn’t how anyway.

So far, apart from this poor soul who was unable to confess, there are other people who were already an item out for a dinner or supper or getting ready for a show. For instance Arnold and Helga holding hands as they head for the cafeteria, Kim Possible and Ron practicing their lines for their show together (and sucking up on each other in the process), Belle and the Beast out in the balcony of the orchestra room watching the sunset, Aladdin and Jasmine sharing a milkshake at a coffee shop just outside of the building, Kylie and Eduardo having their little ‘private time’ before their show starts and Archie sharing his extra large sundae at the cafeteria with Betty and Veronica.

Later that evening, as planned, the cartoons of all stations, namely Disney, Dreamworks, Pixar, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon and Warner Bros. came to the orchestra room to play their pieces.


“Are you sure that they can make peace through this duel?”

The new Asian executives Mat Gempak, Misbun and Pak Cik Din passed by the orchestra room to check the cartoons out and see their progress. They were playing pretty well for starters, and they never asked for any special effects or special talent to be given to them from the humans. It was all on their own. They’ve never seen them more determined than ever.

“Is the ratings all that matters to them? I think they’re doing pretty fine with the ratings. At least none of their shows are getting ripped off. The kids still like them…” Pak Cik Din’s words were cut short by the raising of Misbun’s hand.

“The ratings are their life and their winning bread. Without it, they will cease to exist, just like when my other comic ‘sibling’—the ‘Smashing Omni’ did,” Misbun replied, a slight bitterness in his words. “It co-existed with me and my brothers in our comic series, and they shared their life with us. But when it started to go solo, no human was interested, and their ratings immediately fell. My brothers and I watched as they disappeared out of sight right in front of our eyes. We couldn’t do anything, because it was the ratings that kept us alive.”

“I’m…so sorry,” Mat Gempak said apologetically. “I’ve never experienced such things before; because all my members are still around…I didn’t know…”

“To them, the ratings mean everything,” Misbun replied. “Without it, it’ll be the death of them.”

“Then…how is this duel going to stop them from fighting for ratings anymore? I mean, if either side wins, one of them has to cease to exist…” Pak Cik Din was beginning to worry.

“Yes, that’s right!” Mat Gempak began to worry too. “We’ve already made our announcement to the reality public about this duel! If the humans start choosing sides, either side would die, and it’ll be our fault and…”

“Let’s go take a look at the animes, shall we?” Misbun only gave his co-workers a mysterious smile before turning towards the other wing of the building.

Mat Gempak and Pak Cik Din had no choice but to follow suite. They simply can’t keep up with Misbun’s mysterious behaviour forever.

Battle Orchestra-Chp 3

CHAPTER 3-THE EAST

The orchestra of the East is totally not the same as the West. All the instruments are really Chinese style and are totally the different design than the West’s. There wasn’t an electric guitar, to start with, and the keyboard was like a piano with only strings but no keys (by the way, in Chinese, it’s called a qin) and the only Western instrument available there was a cello. Aside from that, it’s all Chinese, Chinese and more Chinese instruments.

The conductor for the East anime team was no other than Cho Hakkai, the little ol’ good-natured cutie. Adjusting his glasses, he said with a smile (as always) and said, “Hait, hait (OK, OK). Places, everyone, and pick an instrument. Dozo, dozo (please, please)!”

Everyone did as they were told, chattering loudly. Goku and Gojyo fought for the Chinese drum, resulting into a loud, painful thwack from Genjo Sanzo’s famous fan. Sakuragi and Rukawa fought for the Chinese trumpet, resulting to hard bashes on the head by our famous ‘gorilla’ Akagi. Tamahome and Tasuki fought for the chimes and had to be pacified by both the calm and collected Chichiri and the tough guy Nuriko. In fact everyone was fighting for an instrument and was pacified by another person that the whole orchestra room was pretty much a warzone for a full 10 minutes before they finally settled down on an instrument they could agree on. Hakkai and his faithful shoulder companion Hakryu the dragon couldn’t help but let out a sweat drop.

“Alright, everybody. Got your instruments? Now let us begin.”

Unlike the West, the East animes knew immediately what they wanted to play: their own theme song. But then another problem arose—neither anime wanted their theme song to be played last. The argument started all over again, from Vandread to Fushigi Yuugi to Doraemon to You’re Under Arrest to Akazukin Cha Cha to Ranma ½ to Gundam, etc, etc…Even Genjo Sanzo’s famous Spirit Ascending Gun couldn’t shut them up; it made things even worse.

Suddenly the whole orchestra team was set alight for a moment there. There was a blinding flash, a scorching heat for a split second and then a thick layer of silence. Everyone was burned as black as soot but the instruments were untouched. The silence lasted for a full 2 minutes before the team turned slowly towards the ever smiling Hakkai with a very bright aura glowing on his left hand and Hakryu letting out a dragon laugh.

“Now that I have your attention…” Hakkai said as he dug out a piece of blank paper and a pencil. “It seems that if you carry on like this, we’ll never make it for the orchestra duel, so I’ve come up with a fair and square plan. Now I will write numbers in sequence and put them in this box here, and one person from each of their show will come up and draw. Simple enough? Fair enough?”

Everyone nodded, too dumbstruck to talk after being burnt into a crisp toast. Hakkai counted all the anime shows mentally and wrote the numbers in the paper. He then dropped the numbers one by one into the spectacle box he put his glasses in, gave it a shake and opened it again for the members to take it. One by one a representative from each show came to take a number. Some cheered when they got a favourable number and some groaned. It was expected, but they accepted it just the same. None of them wanted to argue; they didn’t want to become a human charcoal.

Soon, everyone was back in their places with their instruments in their hands. Hakkai tapped the board with his conducting stick and counted “1, 2, 3” before waving it, conducting his orchestra team into playing their songs right. The songs started out quite bland and out of practice but slowly they kinda got the hang of it.

Finally, after they played their songs for a few times, Hakkai saw the watch on his hand showing that it was time for quits. He tapped the board, signaling everyone to stop. They put down their instruments, looking quite buffed out by the practices.

“Hait, everybody. We’ll call it quits for now,” Hakkai said with his usual smile on his face. “Do whatever you want, but come back later tonight. We need to practice some more. There are some songs that you need to tighten a little.”

“What?? Come back again?! I don’t wanna!!” Goku protested.

“Yeah! Why do we have to come back and practice?” someone from Gundam yelled in the background.

“Well, I don’t know…” Hakkai smiled even wider as his hand started to glow again. Immediately, everyone punched the Gundam wise guy and agreed to come back tonight. Hakkai smiled and said, “That’s good. We have to work hard to defeat those West cartoons, you know. Practice makes perfect. Besides, we agreed to do this, didn’t we?”

Everyone mumbled in reply as they left the orchestra room one by one. Like the West, some of them stayed back to play the instruments and test it out to either pass their time (‘coz they don’t have a show) or just for fun. Goku immediately ran towards Sanzo and grabbed his arm, begging him to take him to the cafeteria.

“Harahate-ne (hungry), Sanzo~!” Goku whined lovingly. He had always loved this demented monk to the core and was always with him even when there wasn’t a show going on. Gojyo saw them and huffed, walking away to a gorgeous chick from the You’re Under Arrest show. He was used to them.

“Urusai (Shut up),” Sanzo said as he gave a whack on the little monkey’s head with his famous holy fan. Goku was unperturbed.

“Harahate-ne~!! I wanna eat sushi, tempura, ramen, sashimi…”

“Go away before I blow your brains out,” Sanzo’s gun was on his forehead now, but Goku was used to his threats. He looked at his beloved monk with those watery puppy eyes and smiled forlornly.

“Aishiteru-ne (I love you)~”

The safety pin on the gun was released.

“Aishiteru, Sanzo~! Harahate~!!”

Sanzo stared at the suicidal Goku for a few moments before sighing and wrapped his arm around Goku’s waist as he and the little monkey walked out of the building towards a genuine Japanese restaurant. That was one of his weaknesses: he eventually wouldn’t be able to resist Goku’s temptation.

Besides this loving (occasionally getting at each other’s throats) couple, there had been other couples trying to spend their free time sucking up on each other, like Ranma and Akane practicing their instrument together, Ayashi and Toru walking towards the cafeteria with their baby in a pram, Nobita and Shizuka practicing their lines for the show, Tamahome and Miaka going out on a double date with Chichiri and Tasuki (yes, these two are couples as well) and Reka and Shal (Strange Dawn casts) trying to help Berey to ask Yuko out so that they, too, could go out on a double date.

But, as promised, that night the anime casts came back one by one to practice their music until late in the night.


“Are you really, really sure this duel is going to work?” Pak Cik Din asked skeptically as they peered into the orchestra room to check out how the East was doing.

“Yeah, Misbun,” Mat Gempak agreed worriedly. “What if they don’t kiss and make up? What if something goes wrong, like the humans taking sides and one of the team has to be eliminated…?”

“They will make peace,” Misbun replied, smiling mysteriously. “Trust me on this one.”

Battle Orchestra-Chp 1

Started: 07-15-03 Completed: 08-01-03

CHAPTER 1-MEETING FOR THE DUEL

The world of the cartoons and anime was in total disarray. Cartoons of the West were having disagreements with the animes on their ratings for their shows.

“Come on, guys, admit it! Our ratings are far better than your silly old-fashioned 2-D features!” Sha Gojyo, from Genzomaden Saiyuki, yelled and banged the table of the conference room.

“Excuse me, Mr. Know-It-All!” Max, Goofy’s son, banged back at him, louder than before. “You guys have some 2-D features too, like Slam Dunk, for instance, and I don’t see your ratings going up!”

“You watch your mouth, you punk, or I’ll…!” Sakuragi growled as he was ready to pounce on him from his side of the table but was pulled back by Kokure, Miyagi and Mitsui. Sendoh grinned in the background and Sakuragi’s team was excited to see a fight going on.

“Besides, we have also embraced the 3-D features, like Treasure Planet, Toy Story and the recent one Finding Nemo. And our ratings got up quite well!” Mickey tried to reason with them.

“Hah! That didn’t last very long, did it?” Tasuki, from Fushigi Yuugi, waved his fiery fan at them. “You should check out our Final Fantasy: Spirits Within! Now that’s what I call a good rating!”

“Yeah, but if it weren’t for the sound dubbing from our side,” the Beast (Beauty & the Beast) growled, baring his fangs, “you wouldn’t have a great international rating now, would you?”

“We did most of the anime work! You guys just stepped in and put in your voices! You didn’t do much in contributing to the artwork of the features!” Doraemon and Nobita argued in unison.

“Oh yeah? Well, you guys butted in the artwork that was purely our idea to create it!” Clover, from Totally Spies, argued back in her outspoken way. “Look at us now! I am so anime-d by you guys! We had a feature of our own and yet all our attitude and style are practically polluted by your Japanese anime features.”

“Mind you, you guys came here to Japan to learn our way of creating funny, fast-moving and great features, not us!” one of the crew from Vandread yelled at the background. “We didn’t ask you to come over and learn our art so that you can apply it to your features! You’re lucky we didn’t sue you guys for it!”

“Furthermore,” Hiroshi, from Jigoku Sensei Nube, challenged, “if it weren’t for our knowledge, you Spies would’ve been bland and uninteresting 2-D cartoons!”

The fight began to get pretty heated up, from Kim Possible’s arguments to Ayashi No Ceres’ rebuttal to Donald Duck’s yapping protests to Rave’s loud yelling to Scooby Doo’s howls to Akazukin Cha Cha’s squeals. It was like a great war between the East and the West as they both shouted their disagreements. If this scene was made into a TV show, you could see fire in the background as the two parties compete to out-talk each other.

“SILENCE!!!!!”

Everyone stopped abruptly, including Genjo Sanzo who was about to pull out his gun to silence everyone. They all turned to the people across the conference table. There, sitting at the end of the table, were the people who were in charge of holding this meeting. They were new executives who monitor the progress and the ongoing situations of the cartoon world. They were no other than our local Malaysian comic and cartoon characters, namely Mat Gempak from Gempak magazines; Misbun Sidek from the Anak-Anak Sidek comic book and Pak Cik Din from Ujang magazines.

“Thank you,” Mat Gempak said as soon as the conference room was silent enough and that all have taken their seats. “Now that I have your attention, let us all continue our meeting like we’re supposed to and not get at each other’s throat.”

“It has come to our attention that you have some doubts of whose shows’ ratings are better, the East or the West,” Pak Cik Din said as he acknowledged both sides. “Really, there is no doubt that both of you have done a great job in entertaining the humans in the reality world, but really, you don’t have to fight amongst yourselves. All of you have done a perfectly good job.”

“Thanks, Mr. Din,” Goofy, our resident simpleton chuckled absent-mindedly. “We’ve been trying very hard to impress those kids…”

“Come on, Dad, you can’t be satisfied with that,” Max groaned. “We are doing so much better than those cheapskate animes and we sure that were far better than all of them combined. They’re just jealous of our recent success in the new movie ‘Finding Nemo’ and are trying to say that they’re better just to psychologically trick the humans out there.”

“We did not!” Detective Conan’s team shouted. “It’s true that your show sucks and it’s only a piece of cake compared to our standard features! You guys can’t even act in a comic right!”

The fight would be even more heated up if Mat Gempak hadn’t cleared his throat deliberately loud enough to pacify them.

“People, people. There’s no need for a fight. You have done your share of the work fine for the community of humans. Why would you want to fight?”

“BECAUSE WE KNOW WE’RE BETTER THAN THEM!!” the East and the West shouted in unison, forcing the meeting chairpersons to cover their ears.

“So what is it do you want that can make you change your mind about each other?” Pak Cik Din asked exasperatedly.

“We want a duel!” Archie yelled. “A duel that can determine us fair and square!”

“Yeah! We want the greatest duel that can show these numbskulls who’s the big guy around here!” Luffy and Zoro said in unison.

“We want a fair duel!!!” For once, the East and the West agreed on something.

“Alright then,” Misbun, who was silent throughout the whole meeting, said with an air so mysterious, everyone including Mat Gempak and Pak Cik Din turned to look at him.

“What do you have in mind?” Katsuya (Jigoku Sensei Nube) asked.

“I have a perfect duel that can both challenge your skills and also prove your worthiness in this field and also dare you to see if you have the guts for it. I’m sure it’s something you guys have yet to master or encounter. It depends on you now, and that means no help from humans whatsoever. You have to do this yourselves.”

“Come on, man! Stop speaking in riddles! What’s the big duel?” Chicken (Cow & Chicken) asked.

“You guys are going to compete in orchestra.”

Confession-Chp Finale

The beeping of the heartbeat machine was moving steadily and her breathing was pretty much regular. Helga was sleeping peacefully with her breathing mask on. She was, for the first time, not tying her hair in two pony-tails, but was spread decoratively all over the white linen pillow. She was wearing a hospital gown of blue, something Arnold had never seen her wear before. Her closed eyelids covered her blue eyes as she slept peacefully throughout the hours.

The doctors told them that besides a few broken bones on her arms and legs, she also had a serious fracture on her back caused by the cable swing. She will need a really, really long time to heal and rehabilitate herself to walk and coordinate herself again, although a fractured spine seldom has any chance to heal. What’s worse was that after the surgery, although she lived through it, she had slipped into a coma. No doctors were sure when she was going to wake up. So even if there was a chance to cure all the broken bones on her body, a long time lying on bed without any activity would deteriorate the muscles and bones so bad, recovery is almost impossible.

Arnold was sitting beside Helga’s bed, staring at her sleeping body supported by the breathing gadgets and tubes stuck on both her wrists. Arnold took her hand and stared at Helga. Time seemed to stand still between them. It was like this moment would never go wrong, as long as Helga didn’t know that he was there so that she wouldn’t shoot showers of insults on him, although he hoped she would. At a point, he wanted Helga to wake up, to see him in front of her and know that he loved her for so long.

“Helga, I know you can hear me but you just can’t wake up right now,” Arnold whispered as he laid his head on the bed. “But I just want you to know that…I’m grateful for you trying to save me and I thank you for that. You were really brave, you know that? That’s what I love about you: you often just bustle in and do what you think is right for you. You don’t care about what other people think. You are just…so…brave. And to think they thought you’re just a…”

As Arnold continued to chit-chat with Helga, the rest of the gang who were hiding behind the ward door were totally speechless at what they heard.

“Did you just hear what I heard?” Gerald tried very, very hard to suppress his excited voice.

“Yeah! I mean, I just can’t believe that Arnold is actually…” Stinky cringed, unable to continue.

“He’s gotta be crazy to like Helga! I mean she is such a total jerk!” Harold was in fits of denial.

“Helga is not a jerk, at least not very!” Phoebe protested. “She just saved us from being crushed into a pulp!”

“Yeah, but…no offence, Phoebe, but I just can’t get over the fact that Arnold is actually having a crush on P.S.118’s biggest bully in the school history!”

“So what? Helga had a crush on Arnold longer than…” Phoebe was so bent on defending her best friend that she accidentally revealed Helga’s life long secret. She cupped her mouth in horror at what she had done.

“What?! Helga too?!” Everyone was so surprised at what they heard coming out of Phoebe’s mouth that they almost forgot to lower down their voices.

“Well, I mean she does have a little crush on Arnold…and…I gotta go…” Phoebe backed away slowly before quickly dashing away from the ward, prompting the very, very curious number of Arnold’s classmates taking to their heels and chasing Phoebe, demanding an explanation.

Whether Arnold had heard them or not, the noise didn’t seem to mind him at all.

He only wanted Helga.


“You have to go home, shortman. Your Grandma misses you.”

“I don’t really think so.”

It had been two month since the incident happened in the funfair. The funfair was declared closed due to that accident and was forced to move out of the neighbourhood by people who had lost their children in the swing twister crash. Ever since Helga has been hospitalized, Arnold went to her ward everyday to visit her, not wanting to miss a second of her, for fear that he wasn’t there if she ever wakes up. Most of the people in P.S.118 knew about his crush with hlega and vice versa, but he didn’t want to care. He only had his mind on Helga. He would stay at the ward until late in the evening and sometimes way till the night when the nurse had to remind him over and over again that visiting hours are over. He would go home reluctant, his footsteps echoing down the lonely road and Grandpa Phil would always be at the dining room with his cold dinner (sometimes supper if Arnold was able to persuade the nurse to let him stay until about 11.30 at night).

Finally, he couldn’t stand a single minute without seeing Helga. He had made the hospital his second home. Everyday, after school, he would dash to the bus stop to catch the earliest bus to the hospital downtown (where Helga was) and stayed with Helga in the ward until visiting hours were over. He would hide either at the toilet or in the janitor’s room or even the boiler room until the lights were almost out. Then he would creep back into Helga’s ward and sat beside her, continuing to whisper words to her about his day at school and when he got tired, he would either sleep in a sitting position with his head propped on the bed or sleep under Helga’s bed until the next morning. He will then sneak out before he was discovered and caught the morning bus to go to school.

He never ever wanted to go back to the boarding house anymore. He was content just sitting there beside Helga and talk to her with yearning for her to wake up. No matter how much Grandpa Phil or his best friend Gerald or his other classmates begged and coaxed, he wouldn’t budge. Only once in a while, he went home to ask for some money so that he could buy food from the vending machine or the shop outside the hospital. He couldn’t just live off outside food forever, so Grandma Gertrude made some homemade food for him and Grandpa Phil would take it to the hospital for Arnold to eat. Still he wouldn’t leave. He wanted to be by Helga’s side and have the first-hand to see Helga wake up.

“You really, really have to come home, shortman. Look at you. You’re becoming paler by the minute. You have to come home and have some proper rest.” Grandpa Phil was really beginning to worry.

“I’m fine, Grandpa. Just fine,” Arnold replied absentmindedly, being at the state of denial he was.

“Your Grandma would kill me for this.”

“Just don’t tell her then.”

Grandpa sighed and left the basket of food as usual for Arnold to eat. Another day, another fruitless attempt to persuade his grandson to come home. If his son and daughter-in-law were around, they would surely blame him for not taking good care of their child.

“Grandpa?” Arnold’s voice suddenly came out of the blue.

“Yes, Arnold?” Grandpa spun round, feeling hopeful.

“From now on…don’t send me meals anymore. I can feed myself. Tell Grandma that.” Arnold was staring straight at Helga while he was saying that. Grandpa Phil was shocked for a moment, but seeing Arnold’s face exceptionally serious and solemn, he didn’t dare to protest any longer. He just nodded and left without a word.

Arnold didn’t even attempt to say goodbye.


Arnold staggered down to the vending machine. He hadn’t eaten properly for a few days now. His money was almost running out and he resolved to only drinking (not beer, mind you!) either coffee or hot chocolate or anything drinkable from the vending machine. He forced himself not to take so many trips to the vending machine as he didn’t want to attract attention from the nurses, and he didn’t want to go running home asking for money because he didn’t want Grandma Gertrude to worry about him and fuss over him like he was a 5-year-old. More importantly, he didn’t want to miss Helga’s awakening.

“I still have…5 50 cent coins…I can get me a hot chocolate or something…” Arnold muttered to himself, not sure whether he was talking right. He went closer to the vending machine and, with trembling hands, slipped in a 50 cent coin for a $1.50 worth of a cup of hot chocolate. He was about to slip in the second 50 cent coin when he saw a couple of nurses walking side by side with a doctor, looking quite anxious and busy.

“What was her condition?”

“I’m not sure, doctor. She suddenly fluttered her eyes and her heartbeat had increased quite abruptly. It’s a miracle. She wasn’t in a condition to at least wake up in such short hour…”

“Yes. You did say her chances of waking up would be like about 40%, wasn’t it, doc?”

“Well, I was wrong. The Lord sure works in mysterious ways. Come on, girls. We have to attend Miss Pataki before we lose her again!”

Pataki? Helga Pataki? His Helga Pataki? Were they talking about her? Helga has finally awakened! She has finally awakened! How could he ever walk out of the ward just to get some stupid drink and not stay put in the ward to see her awake? How stupid could he get? Now he couldn’t see her wake up first hand! He completely forgotten about the vending machine and was about to take to his heels and run to her ward when all of a sudden, he felt weak all over. his lack of food intake was wearing his body down—he wasn’t getting much nutrition like he was supposed to. His legs turned to jelly and he found himself collapsing onto the floor—hard. Still, he forced himself to at least get up and crawl. His body was wearing down even more, and when one of the attendants noticed him and tried to help him, he shrugged him off, determined to get to the ward himself. He had to see Helga. He can’t fall now! He had to see Helga! He had to…

Helga’s blue eyes were the last thing on his mind…


Arnold saw himself standing in the midst of thick mists. He didn’t know where he was or how he got there, but he knew that he was supposed to find Helga.

“Helga?! Helga~!!! Helga, where are you?!”

“Right here, Arnold! I’m right here!”

Arnold moved towards her voice, both of them calling at each other so that they knew where they were going in these thick mists. He couldn’t see much, but he could make out an outline of a girl with two pony tails and a large ribbon. He held out his hands and could feel hers as their fingers intertwine with each other.

“Helga, I’m so glad you’re alright!” Arnold sighed in relief, grabbing her by the wrist and hugged her close to his chest.

“I’m so glad I’ve found you, Arnold!” Helga sighed too as she hugged him back.

“I’ve been wanting to tell you this for a long time, Helga, but I never found the courage to do it…Helga…I…I love you! I loved you since the day you gave me that kiss during the play! I found myself unable to hate you, unable to despise you, even unable to live without you anymore! Helga, please don’t leave me again! I can’t stand the idea of letting you out of my sight!”

“I’m afraid I can’t promise you that, Arnold,” Helga suddenly loosened her hug and replied with a sad tone in her voice.

“What…What do you mean? Why can’t you?” Arnold asked in surprise.

“Because…” Before Helga could answer, she was gone. Disappeared into thin air. Arnold suddenly was unable to feel Helga in his arms again. He felt so empty, so lost, and so lonely in the middle of the thickening mists. The silence was suffocating. It was so silent that not only you could hear a sewing pin drop, but even a grain of sand. He fell onto his knees with tears trickled down his cheek. He tried to suppress it, but he just couldn’t shake off the depressing, ultimately devastating feeling inside him. Was he forever to endure Helga’s absence? Was he forever going to lose sight of her? He finally drew in a long breath and wailed in agony.


“HELGA~!!!! HELGA, DON’T LEAVE ME, HELGA~~!!!!”

“I’m here, you football head! Stop yelling! I’m here!”

Arnold’s tears and Helga’s voice shook him awake. Arnold opened his eyes to see Helga staring back at him with…worried eyes? He sat abruptly, taking Helga by surprise. He laid his hands tentatively on her cheeks and touched her to see if she was really there. She let him do that for a few seconds or so before pushing his arms away irritably and grumbled, “Hey, football head! Are you trying to give me a facial or something?”

Arnold looked at the rest of her from head to toe. She was sitting on a wheelchair with a number of pillows supporting her weak back. The tubes and the breathing mask were gone, but she was still in her hospital gown and her hair was still loose, resting gently on her shoulders. Her arms and legs were in casts and didn’t look too pretty, but she still looked appealing to him all the same. That was when he realized he was dressed in a hospital gown.

“How long have I been asleep?” Arnold asked, rubbing the sleep off his eyes.

“For almost five days,” Helga replied scornfully. “For a minute there, I thought I might have transmitted my coma viruses to you! The docs said you haven’t been eating for days now, and they started sticking those tube things on you to feed with. Your grandparents were here yesterday.”

“Oh…” Arnold replied, looking down, suddenly very interested in his knees.

“I also heard loads of stories from your grandpa, about not going home and all…”

Arnold looked up, quite shocked to be found out by someone he didn’t dare to let know of.

“And also…when you’re asleep…I’ve heard you talk in your dreams…”

Now he felt really embarrassed. He muttered, “You’d think I’m a real idiot, wouldn’t you?”

Helga moved her wheelchair closer to him and said, “You don’t have to do this for me, you know. If…If you…like me so much, you don’t have to…spend your days 24/7 in this ward just to see me wake up. You have a home and yet you don’t go home! Sometimes you’re just down right stupid!”

“I know, but…” Arnold had to gather more courage to blurt it all out. “If I don’t do this, I won’t get first hand in seeing you waking up. I…I want to be the first person you’ll see when you come out of your coma…so that…”

“So that you can make me barf at first sight?”

“No! So that…you’ll know that I’m doing this because…I love you.” There. He said it. You should see his face—as red as a tomato.

There was a long silence between them before Helga finally took a deep breath and muttered enough for him to hear, “I, uh, I also…have…a crush on you. Ever since pre-school. I was told that…if I were ever to treat you like I can’t stand the sight of you, you would understand that I…I love you too. I could never tell anyone. It’ll ruin me. It’ll ruin my reputation, my pride, my…”

Arnold stopped her raving by laying a finger on her lips. He took her chin gently and placed his lips on hers, kissing her like she did him during the ‘Romeo & Juliet’ play. He fondle his tongue on hers, guiding her as he kissed her more deeply, tasting every inch of her mouth inside. It felt so tantalizing to the taste. He wanted to savour more of her flavourous lips but Helga tore him away within seconds, her face flushed and looking breathless.

“I just want to know if you like me. That’s all I need to know,” Arnold whispered as he caressed her cheek gently. Helga would’ve flung her arms around him if they weren’t broken. Arnold noticed and wrapped his arms around her instead. She couldn’t hold herself any longer—she burst into tears and let out muffled wails on his hospital gown, wetting it. Arnold didn’t mind. He held her even closer and stroked her soft blonde hair. He kissed her forehead and rocked her body to and fro, whispering sweet nothings until her wails slowed down to silent sobs.

Things were definitely going to work just fine for them in the days to come.

Confession-Chp3

Arnold groaned as he picked himself up. He heard many people exclaiming in horror and their faces seemed terrified. He nodded when an old man tried to stand him up and asked if he was OK while checking his dusty body. Besides a few bruises and some cuts from the fall he had, he was pretty much a-OK. ‘What had happened?’ he thought. ‘What exactly just happened?’

As he got up, he saw a large crowd gathered around someone on the solid ground. It seemed as if that person was under something big and heavy. The thing was clearer and seemed as if it was a cable swing from the swing twister. He turned towards the swing twister and saw that it had crashed and its cable swings were all crashed on the ground. It seemed as if the gadget that spun the swing twister sort of malfunctioned and broke, sending those who rode it either flying away to a far direction or crashing to the ground. It was horrible as the people crowded over the swing twister to see the mangled bodies trapped under the bulk of the swing twister.

Arnold grimaced and turned back to the crowd which was nearer to him. He saw Eugene and Phoebe coming up to him with horrified expressions on their faces.

“Hey, you guys OK?”

“Yes, but Helga…” Phoebe was close to tears as the memory of being pushed away to safety by her best friend came into her tiny mind.

Arnold’s heart almost missed a beat. What happened to Helga? Is she…? Don’t tell me she is…Arnold quickly pushed his way through the crowd to see who they were looking at. He prayed hard in his heart that his suspicions were not true, but things don’t usually turn out the way we wanted it to be, especially when you’re hoping that nothing bad happens. As Arnold found himself standing somewhere in the middle of the crowd, his legs almost turned into jelly at what he just saw.

There, before his eyes, was Helga lying there motionless on the ground, the heavy, bulky cable swing crushed onto her thin, frail body. She was lying on her stomach and the whole cable was on her back, seemingly have crushed her spine into pieces. She was lying on a pool of her own blood, bleeding badly not only at both her mouth and nose but on the rest of her body. Arnold let out a strangled yell and ran towards the cable swing that threatened to claim her life. He pulled and pushed and tugged at the cable swing, but it was too heavy for him.

“Please! Please, somebody! Help me! Help her! Someone please help her!! PLEASE!!!” Arnold begged while he still tried to move the cable swing off the slipping Helga. Phoebe and Eugene also pushed their way through the crowd and tried to help Arnold with the cable swing, but in vain—the damn thing wouldn’t budge. Everyone stood there, dazed and confused, not knowing what to do and not sure whether they were capable of moving the swing.

“Arnold! Arnold, are you al…” Gerald’s call stopped abruptly when he saw what Arnold was trying to do. The other kids were practically horrified at the sight. Lila almost fainted at the sight of blood. Arnold turned to Gerald and the others, his eyes seemed quite welled-up.

“Gerald! Sid! Harold! Stinky! Everybody, quick! Help me move this cable swing! It’s killing her!”

“I don’t think she would even survive…” Stinky’s comment was cut short by a jab on the ribs by Rhonda. They all ran over to help Arnold try and move the cable swing. It budged a little but that was all. The combined strength of little children was still not enough to move a metal 2-tonne cable swing. Everyone has the mind to just give up trying but Arnold was still persistent. He had to get that thing off Helga. He had to keep trying. He had to.

For Helga.

“Step aside everyone! Step aside please! Truck comin’ thru’!”

When Arnold thought that he was never going to get Helga out of the jam, he was struck back to reality by a familiar voice. He looked up to see his Grandpa Phil trying to move away the crowd to make way for a huge truck bearing the sign ‘Big Bob’. Who else was driving the truck than Helga’s dad, Bob Pataki. There were other trucks too but they were heading towards the crashed swing twister site to help the other victims.

“Oh my stars! What happened to your girlfriend, shortman?” Grandpa Phil exclaimed when he saw Helga under the cable swing, but before Arnold could snap at him, Bob honked his truck at him.

“Get outta the way, you old shriveled pickle! I’m trying to save my daughter here! Go put that hook on the cable swing or something!”

Grandpa Phil did as he was told. The other kids tried to make way and usher the other people away so that Bob will have room to reverse his truck and lift the darn cable swing. Slowly, inch by inch, the bulky cable swing was lifted off Helga and was dropped somewhere else nearby. Of course, Bob had to make sure that no else was standing there or he would cause another crushing accident. He quickly got off the truck and rushed to Helga, who was still not moving at all. He wanted to pick Helga up but Grandpa Phil stopped him.

“Are you out of yer bloomin’ mind, Bob? If you touch her, you’re gonna make her broken body even more broken!”

“Then what do you suggest we do, Phil?! It’s my daughter here!” Bob yelled, for once feeling worried and anxious about what might happen to Helga, considering he had never really cared much about her since goodness-knows-when.

“We wait for the ambulance, of course! Just don’t touch her!”

5 minutes later, the ambulance came. At least someone was sensible enough to stop staring at Arnold and the gang trying to move the swing and rush to call the ambulance. Arnold moved towards his grandpa and held him tight, fearing the worse. He didn’t know what to do: just keep watching at whatever might happen till the end or break down and cry right there, right now. One of the paramedics took Helga’s hand carefully and checked her pulse. At first they weren’t sure she ever survived the crushing weight of the swing, but then the one who checked her pulse widened his eyes and exclaimed, “She’s still breathing! She still has a pulse! Get her into the van right now! Careful, don’t break her bones!”

Arnold’s heavy heart lifted as soon as he heard the word. ‘Helga is alive?’ he thought. ‘She’s still alive?! I can’t believe it, she’s still alive! Thank God!’

Carefully, the paramedics put Helga onto a stretcher and carried her into the ambulance van. Bob jumped into the van, stated that he was family (that’s ‘rich’-_-). Everyone wanted to follow but the ambulance only allowed family, so Arnold and his gang took a ride on Grandpa Phil’s packer.


Arnold sat outside the ER with the others, waiting anxiously for everything to be over. Arnold clasped his hands together tight and wished that Helga would be alright. He had never felt so worried before for Helga. Sure, he does have a little crush on her ever since that kiss she gave him during the last scene of the ‘Romeo & Juliet’ school play. He didn’t know why Helga kissed him that long—it still remains a mystery—but he knew one thing: ever since that kiss he was beginning to actually like Helga. All of her terrible attitudes were, although still annoying, easily dismissed. He found himself having her in his dreams and in his mind often, unless someone is able to distract him. He told not a soul, for fear he’ll be despised by his gang.

It was really taking quite a long time. He was getting really nervous. If he doesn’t find something to calm him down, he’d probably start going frantic and might actually pound the ER door and reveal his secret. He got up abruptly and managed to mutter the word ‘bathroom’ before rushing into one.

In the bathroom, he continuously rinsed his face with cold water. He stared at himself in the mirror. He noticed that Helga was pretty much right about his head—it really looked like a football for a minute there. It was no wonder Helga constantly called him ‘football head freak’. He used to hate her calling him that, but now he missed every second of it. If Helga couldn’t pull through, he was going to miss it forever. He suddenly fell onto his knees and broke down into tears.

“Oh, please. Don’t let Helga leave me. Please don’t take her away. There is no way I can ever live without her anymore. I may have hated her in the past, despised her and hated her guts, but that’s the past now. I don’t hate her anymore. I can’t hate her anymore. The more I tried to hate her for her horrible attitude, the more I find myself drowning in her love. Please, God, don’t take her away from me. Please, I beg of you, please don’t take her away. I beg of you, please…”

“Arnold? Arnold, are you OK?”

Arnold stood up quickly and spun round to see Gerald standing at the door of the bathroom. Gerald was looking at him with questioning eyes and Arnold quickly turned around again with his back towards Gerald. He didn’t want him to see his red sodden eyes and flushed cheeks.

“Are you feeling alright, Arnold?”

“Yes…I’m fine,” Arnold replied hesitantly. “Any…Any news from the ER?”

“I was just about to tell you, Arnold. Helga survived. She made it through. She came back from the land of the dead and she’s in the ICU right now.”

Without another minute wasted, Arnold and Gerald quickly ran towards where Helga’s ward is.

Confession-Chp2

Everyone gathered around at Puke Your Guts Out Funfair as soon as school ended. Everyone was there, including Rhonda, Brainy, Eugene and Lila. In fact, almost the whole class was there to see the duel between Helga and the boys.

“Ready to barf out your lunch, losers?” Helga broke the ice, folding her arms across her chest proudly.

“Oh yeah? We’ll see who barfs first!” Harold pointed an accusing finger at Helga. “Come on, guys! Let’s show her what a real ride pro is!”

Everyone dashed into the funfair and bought their tickets. First they tried a kinder one, namely the Ferris Wheel. It was a psych as no one had a sick stomach. But some did experience a few fears of heights. Then it was the bumper cars, the twisting and turning Coffee Cups and the Sin Twister roller coasters. The roller coaster really lived up to its name: people who rode it were soon beginning to yell and confess their terrible sins they have done in the past. As the ride went on, more people were going down. The first person to go down was Sid, puking out half-digested baloney sandwich and smoothies. Then it was Gerald’s oatmeal and cheese, Stinky’s cafeteria set lunch and Harold’s eggs and bacon and set lunch and orange juice and…(ugh) the list goes on of his food. So far, only Helga, Arnold, Eugene and Phoebe (who tagged along in the last minute) are the only ones standing.

“Gee, Helga, I must admit,” Arnold said, licking a cotton candy after all the excitement. “I’m impressed. You didn’t even turn green at all the rides. And you’ve taken those rides like a number of times.”

“You should be impressed!” Helga, who had taken 10 bumper car rides, 5 Ferris Wheel rides, 6 Sin Twister roller coaster rides, 4 airplane merry-go-rounds and 7 swing twister rides, replied proudly. “I told you I could handle all this without a single barf.”

Arnold couldn’t help looking at Helga. She had that smug on her face that made her look like ‘I’m the Queen of the World’ type of attitude. As he continued looking, he noticed that under her smug and outspoken blue eyes and headstrong blonde hair, lies something that was far more beautiful than he had ever imagined. It was like looking at her for the first time even though they had known each other since pre-school.

‘She looked so pretty even with that smug…’ Arnold thought. Helga noticed him staring at her and scowled.

“What are you looking at, football head? Checking if I had a zit?”

“No. Nothing. Sorry,” Arnold turned away, his imagination broke away like a burst bubble.

“So what’s your secret, Helga? I mean, how are you able to take so many rides and still don’t get sick?” Eugene asked. “I almost puked just by taking one ride on that swing twister thingy.”

“That, my poor inexperienced friend, is an art. And an artist doesn’t reveal his/her arts to others.”

“Come on, Helga,” Phoebe was also curious. “You can tell us. I mean it is logically speaking that there is no way someone is able to handle so many rides in a row and not regurgitate himself. We won’t tell anyone else.”

“Are you kidding me? And ruin the beauty of my craftsmanship and art of funfair rides? No way!!”

“Please, pretty please!” Phoebe begged. “I always get humiliated when I took funfair rides when I was a kid. Please tell us! Please!”

“Yeah, Helga. I often experience the same thing. We won’t tell anyone, honest!” Eugene was in the verge of going down on his knees and beg.

Helga looked at the eager eyes on Eugene and Phoebe and turned to Arnold. Arnold shrugged and smiled, saying, “Well, it wouldn’t hurt telling only us. The others are still in the bathroom trying to get rid of that nasty feeling in their guts.”

Helga considered a little and sighed, saying, “Alright, since you losers wanna know so much about it, I guess I can let you in a little. My secret is…”

Helga’s secret was cut short by a loud scream from afar. They all spun round to see something incoming fast towards them. It was so fast, they were unable to think straight for a moment there. Helga noticed immediately that the incoming thing was huge and bulky and the angle of it was more towards Arnold. Arnold was in danger, she realized. Never mind if it’s gonna crush the other guys, but it was heading towards Arnold! I have to save him! I have to save my love!

Within that split second, Helga pushed Arnold a few yards away from her and aimed her feet at Phoebe and Eugene who was behind her, kicking them far enough from the incoming object. When she herself was about to take off, she felt a sudden impact on her. She felt like she was being hit by a bullet train. She could even feel herself flying away into the horizon like a feather blown by the wind. She had no time for pain and no time for answers to all the happenings that was going on in her body. All she knew that she was going down—fast. She could still feel the heaviness on her as she dropped onto the solid ground like a bullet.

It was happening so fast, she wasn’t sure this is all a dream…

Confession-Chp1


Started: 08-03-03 Completed: 08-06-03

CONFESSION

The bell of P. S. 118 rang and everyone was excited to leave the school compound. Arnold, together with his usual gang of friends Gerald, Stinky, Sid and Harold walked casually out of the building.

“So, guys, what are you going to do later in the evening?” Arnold asked.

“I’m pretty free for the entire evening. I’m not sure what to do,” Stinky replied, scratching his long nose.

“I actually have some homework to do, but I think I’ll pass for tonight,” Sid said.

“I heard that the new funfair is gonna put in their final touches,” Gerald said in excitement.

“You mean that new Puke Your Guts Out fair?!” Harold exclaimed. “I heard that their rides are like the coolest rides ever! They have those swirling, twirling roller coasters and huge bumper cars and fast spinning merry-go-round and…”

“We get the drift, Harold! Don’t spoil the surprise!” Sid groaned, shoving the big guy’s shoulder.

“I guess that’s where they get the name of their funfair,” Stinky commented, going green over all the rides that could turn his guts upside-down.

“When are they going to officially open it?” Arnold asked, interested. His interest was short-lived.

“Out of my way, football head!” Needless to say, it was our famous Bully of the Century Helga Pataki, pushing her way through the boys with Phoebe following behind her.

“You can at least say ‘Excuse me’,” Arnold grumbled irritably at Helga who not only didn’t show as much as an inkling of kindness but also making her way to increase her Hall of Un-fame.

“Whatever, you dork,” Helga snorted. “Oh, and if you losers are thinking of going to that new Puke Your Guts Out fun \fair, I hope you have a strong stomach. Because I am going to that fun fair next week on the opening and beat you guys on all the rides they have!”

“You are going to the funfair?” Stinky bulge his eyes in disbelief.

“Of course I am, you knuckle head! Where do you think I’m going on a grand opening of the world’s famous gut-wrenching funfair?” Helga always had to scowl at everyone, like it was a permanent scar or something.

“To be clearly correct, the funfair is not exactly new,” the intellectual Phoebe said with her tiny squeaky voice while adjusting her glasses. “They have been around for a very long time, and this is actually their 6th branch to be opened next week.”

“The funfair is opening up next week? That soon?” Gerald seemed surprised.

“In case you haven’t notice, pinhead,” Helga snorted and took out a flyer from her backpack and shoved it in front of Gerald’s face, “the funfair has practically been making an extra spectacle of itself. Besides, the sooner the better.”

“I’m not surprised if you’re going to the funfair too, Helga,” Harold voiced out. “But I don’t think you yourself have the guts strong enough to handle those rides. Why do you think they named it ‘Puke Your Guts Out’?”

“Maybe it’s reserved for you losers,” Helga was good at shooting back cynical answers at her victims. “That is if you really are losers.”

“No, we’re not!” Stinky protested.

“Yeah! Just because you’re sometimes brave doesn’t mean we’re not!” Sid thumped his chest with a hand, emphasizing his point.

“Hah! I bet you wouldn’t even dare to set foot on a bumper car ride!” Helga scoffed.

“No way! I can sit perfectly firm on a bumper car ride and knock your socks off!” Sid bit back.

“Yeah, right. In your dreams, Sid!”

“Oh, yeah? Well, I bet you can’t even survive the Ferris Wheel!” Gerald had his hands on his hips, obviously frustrated.

“Oh? Is that a challenge?” Helga asked, pounding her fists, eager for a bit of bet.

“Yeah! We dare you to take all the rides and not even barf out a single crumb!”

“I can take all the rides over and over again and not even barf at all!”

Their squabbles were getting pretty heated up. Arnold, the peacemaker he was, stepped in between Helga and the boys and said, “Look, betting like this is going nowhere. I suggest that we’ll meet at the funfair next week first thing after school and we’ll try out all the rides. First person to barf will have to spend a whole week doing chores for the last one standing. How’s that?”

“Hmm, a personal slave for a week, eh?” Helga tapped her chin and considered for a while. She grinned an evil grin and said, “Make it two weeks.”

“Two weeks?!” the boys exclaimed.

“Why? You’re chickening out so soon?” Helga gave the boys a sly look. Phoebe egged in by giggling and imitated a chicken cluck. Hanging out with Helga sure did some attitude change on her.

“Of course not!” Gerald exclaimed. “We’re in!”

“Yeah! Yeah, we’re in!” the other boys chimed in one by one.

“Then I guess that settles it,” Arnold said with his hands on his waist. “We’ll meet at the funfair first thing after school.”

“Deal!” the boys said in unison.

“Bring it on, football head,” Helga gave Arnold a stink look before leaving towards home with Phoebe.

“She’s getting worse and tougher than I thought,” Gerald complained as soon as she was out of earshot. “Man, no one in this neighbourhood will ever get peace with her around.”

“Yeah…” Arnold agreed, his voice trailing away. He stared at Helga who was slowly disappearing, with her two pony-tailed blonde hair, pink dress and big pink bow. Despite the ‘pinkish’ appearance Helga portrayed on herself, her attitude and her heart was as cold as an icy blue. It totally contradicted the colour of her appearance. With that kind of personality, how would she ever understand that he…

Arnold wiped that thought away when his gang called him to go to the nearest drink house with them to grab some fruit smoothies.


Helga lay on her bed munching potato chips as her midnight snack. The rest of the Pataki family members were pretty much sound asleep, too drowned in their own slumber lands to bother about Helga being all hopelessly romantic and poetic again.

“Oh, Arnold. You are the love of my life. You are the sky and I am the clouds among you. You are the bright moon that shines the dark night and I am the stars that shine along with you. You have given life to this soulless heart of mine and given me hope that love still exists in me. You are my soul. You are my life.

“Oh, Arnold, my dear, dear sweet Arnold. Fate has brought us together to meet at the funfair where we can share rides—exciting, fun-filled rides—together and share the love that has been embedded deep inside my heart. But alas, fate has also played a terrible joke on us by forcing us to embark on such a bet that my pride cannot deny. I will show you, Arnold my love, I will show you that I will not fall and I will not regurgitate myself. I will not make a fool of myself in front of you and your friends and I will amaze you at how strong I can be. I will make you dazzle and…”

“Helga! Do you know what time it is? Go to sleep already!” Obviously Helga’s poetic side had caught the irritable ear of her father. Helga grumbled in annoyance at his intrusion.

“Alright, Bob! You go to sleep yourself!” Helga yelled back before throwing the bag of potato chips under her bed. She pulled the blanket over her and turned off the lights before whispering, “Goodnight, my love.”

Monday, November 16, 2009

In District 9

Created: 8-23-09

IN DISTRICT 9

Nouche stumbled on a brick and almost fell face first onto the rubble if it weren’t for her good reflexes. Quickly she gained composure and walked on. She cursed inwardly. This place has really gone to the dogs, or in this case, the prawns. She wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for the fact that she needed money.

And she needed it bad, because she was starving her head off.

She fingered the disposable camera she was given to by one of the frat boys. She was told to take some pictures of the prawns behaving in any way that was unacceptable so that they can post it up in their blogs and further spread their propaganda of urging the government to get rid of these prawns once and for all. She was not one to take sides. She was going to do this for the food money. Nothing else. Whatever those frat boys want to do with the pictures was up to them. They could send it to the president or to the head of MNU themselves if they want to. It was none of her concern.

All she wanted was enough cash to feed her to get by.

She snapped her first picture of the prawns fighting over a motorcycle tire. The tire tore with their superhuman strength and both of them ran away with their half, although she saw that one of the half was more than the other. She had heard of them enjoying eating tires like humans would with marshmallows, but she didn’t think she would see one up close and personal.

She was confident no one could see her. Her small stature and nimble limbs despite her being a 15-year-old teenager served her well in moving around unnoticed. It worked pretty well when she skulked around in restaurants and cafes to grab a morsel. This shouldn’t be too hard.

She was on a roll. She took more pictures of the prawns, like them peeing on some else’s shack, betting on their version of chicken fights, arguing with the locals over food, grabbing any random stray dogs or cats that wandered into the district and chowing them down like they were the pick of the day and much more. Maybe after this was all over, she could ask the frat boys to let her have a copy set for keepsakes.

What do we have here?

Nouche froze as she heard the clicking and monotone growls behind her. She turned around warily to see a huge prawn glowering at her. Its exoskeleton was painted in orange, and it was wearing a very torn-up trench-coat, and, as all prawns did, the back of its head was labeled with the familiar white brand of MNU.

What are you doing here?” the prawn rumbled as it reached over to thread its claws through her almond locks.“Don’t you know it’s not safe here for small females like you?

“G…Get away from me, prawn!” Nouche shouted as she picked up a random rock and threw it at its face. “Don’t touch me!”

You will learn your place, little female!

So saying, it lunged forward towards her. Nouche let out a scream and made a run for it, its claws barely nicking her. Her scream attracted the other prawns, and soon it was an all-out predatory chase. Before she knew it, there were about 5 prawns chasing after her, eager for blood. She knew she had made the biggest mistake of her life whenever she was faced with a prawn: attacking it. She shouldn’t have thrown the rock at it. To do so was no different than behaving like MNU pointing guns at them and showing hostility to them. Of course, for those big boys, they’ve got the guns to protect themselves, but for her who was an unarmed teenage civilian, attacking a prawn was suicide.

Suddenly something leapt over her head and landed behind her. She turned around, tripping as she went, to see that it was another prawn, with body features slightly bigger than the others. It was not painted like the most of the prawns, but it wore a sort of clothing all the same. It had earth-coloured exoskeleton and yellow eyes, and wore a red vest fastened with duct tape in place and a pair of yellow torn pants that looked more like it was wrapped in strips around its pelvic and thighs rather than worn properly. It let out something that sounded like a mixed between a high-pitched shriek and a hiss, making the other prawns back away a little.

Get away from her! You know the rules! No harming the women and children!

She attacked first!” the orange prawn hissed. “She should be taught a lesson!

And bring the MNU over to investigate us? We have enough troubles from them as it is! Now go, before you stir up anymore chaos!

The orange prawn and its companions hissed at him in contempt before leaving. Making sure that they were out of sight, the prawn that rescued her turned around and held out a claw at her, offering to help her up.

Are you alright?

Nouche responded by kicking sand at its feet before high-tailing out of District 9.

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Nouche and the big prawn stared at each other for a moment at the dumpster heap. She could tell from the surprised look in its eyes that it had not expected her to return. She didn’t even expect she would either, but she had to.

She owed him a favour.

“Here.”

The prawn widened its eyes delightfully at the sight of the can she held out to it. The delicacy of all delicacies and she was there, holding it out to it at its face like it was the most invaluable thing in the world. It looked at the can and back up at her again, not sure whether there was a catch behind accepting this.

“C’mon, you want it or not? It’s Friskies, for Christ’s sake,” Nouche grumbled as she opened the can to let it smell the contents within. “I know you prawns love this particular brand. I haven’t got all day.”

With that, the prawn quickly snatched the can from her hand and poured the whole cat food into its mouth, gobbling up the whole lot. Nouche grimaced. How could they like cat food so much? It’s just a bunch of manufactured raw meat that smells like it had been kept in a larder for three weeks. She heard rumours from the locals of the prawns describing cat food as bitter, salty and “oh, so good”, but to see one up close eating it like it was caviar was just so…bizarre.

Have you got anymore?” the prawn asked.

“Nope,” Nouche shook her head. “I could only get one. It’s not easy shoplifting from a supermarket nowadays, you know.”

You…You stole this…for me?

“Yeah, well, it’s not like I’m the richest lady in the world. I mean, look at me.”

Why? Why would you do this for me?

“Coz…” Nouche hesitated for a while before blushing and looked away, “Coz you saved me from those other prawns. I’m not good at keeping people in debt, therefore we owe each other nothing now.”

The prawn stared at her in silence for a while before nodding.

Thank you, young female.

“Yeah, whatever. Don’t mention it.”

They both exchanged looks for a while, not sure what else to say. Finally, Nouche had enough of this staring contest. She got up, patted her pants off the grime from the dumpster heap and waved wordlessly at the prawn before turning her back at him and walked down the heap towards the slightly torn fence that got her into District 9

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Nouche knocked at the door of the rundown shack. It wasn’t exactly any better than the other shacks, but at least it looked bigger and more or less livable. She could hear a bit of clattering before footsteps slowly approached the door. She took a step back just in case the door opened the other way.

Who is it?” she heard the familiar voice of the big prawn. It was deeper, richer and more mature than all the other prawns around, and it sounded almost sophisticated, in a prawn-ish sort of way. She cleared her throat and made a clattering sound from the plastic bag she was carrying.

“I got more cat food for you.”

The door opened almost immediately, revealing the prawn in his usual attire of red vest with duct tape and yellow pants strips. She could’ve sworn those eyes were smiling as it approached her in an almost gleeful way.

“It’s not much, but I managed to swipe these from some of those local guys who were selling meat to your other prawn friends, and some of them I swiped them from supermarkets and convenient stores. I know how much you like Friskies.”

She handed the plastic bag to the prawn, in which it took it from her almost immediately. It wanted to shove one whole can into its mouth and chomp it down but she stopped him.

“Hey, hey, hey, easy there, tiger. I didn’t go through all that trouble getting cat food for you so that you can swallow it all in one gulp. Leave some room for the rest, OK?”

It considered for a while before taking the can out of its mouth and handed it to her. She took it from it, wiped its drool off on its vest before opening the can and returned it to it again.

“There. Take it easy. Savour the food. Eat it one by one and let the taste linger in your mouth. You’ll enjoy it more, trust me.”

The prawn looked at her skeptically before doing as she advised. It fished out one claw-ful of cat food and put it in its mouth, chewing it slowly. Sure enough, its eyes were ecstatic at the taste and she could swear she heard the prawn letting out trills of pleasure as it sat down and continued to eat. At least now, instead of gobbling it up in seconds, it took the prawn roughly 10 minutes to finish the cat food and was aiming for seconds.

“How can you guys eat this stuff?” Nouche asked, grimacing as she sat opposite the prawn. “This stuff is for cats, you know that, right?”

Then you humans must treat felines very well here.

“Well, those who can afford it, yeah, they do. But for people like me, we can barely feed ourselves, let alone a cat.”

The prawn finished his second can and Nouche thought it was going for thirds, but surprisingly, it picked up the plastic bag of cat food and took it inside its shack. She heard shuffling about, like it was trying to put away something before coming out again and sat at the same spot opposite her.

I’m saving those for later. I’m taking your advice on savouring things.

“Good, at least someone’s paying attention.”

Why do you help me so? Why risk yourself to the authorities just to get me those?

Nouche had been asking herself the same question as well.

“I dunno,” she shrugged. “I guess…I guess I just wanted to see you, is all.”

Why? I thought you hate our kind.

“I thought that as well, but…I guess I thought wrong.”

They sat facing each other in comfortable silence for about 15 minutes or so before the prawn finally spoke.

What is your name?

“Huh?” Nouche broke out of her reverie before replying, “Oh, uh, my name’s Nouche. It means ‘Night’ in Spanish. Don’t ask me why I have that name. It’s been part of me forever.”

I cannot pronounce your name, unfortunately, but is it OK if I call you Night?

“Same difference,” Nouche shrugged. “What’s your name?”

It’s something you cannot pronounce either,” the prawn said sadly, “but MNU gave me a human name.

She looked as it scrawled with its claws its name on the dirt. It wasn’t in the best of writings, but it still amazed her that it can write in human language.

“Christopher Johnson? That’s your name they gave you? Christopher Johnson? I would expect that name for an Englishman or something, but for you?”

I don’t like it either, but this is the only way you humans can identify with me.

She could tell from the tone of his—no longer an ‘it’, since she knew he had a name—voice that he really didn’t like being given a human name. She could more or less relate to that. Being forced to live in a place so foreign to your kind is bad enough. To adopt a name that wasn’t even yours to begin with was just literally stripping you off your own identity.

“I guess I could learn to like it…if you would, Christopher.”

Christopher looked at her in mild surprise, but then his eyes softened into a prawn-like smile, making her feel surprisingly comfortable.

This was the first prawn friend she had ever made in District 9.

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Nouche sat on a flat tire, watching as Christopher went about the dumpster heap all crouched and bent, looking through the pile of scraps and metal as if searching for something important.

“What exactly is it are you looking for, Christopher?” she asked, the question nagging at her mind since she first saw him do that.

Just things,” Christopher replied, picking up a mangled up cassette tape and shook his head, throwing it away.

“I doubt someone who comes to the dumpster heap everyday would be looking for ‘just things’.”

Christopher ignored her. He continued to look around the area, picking things up and examining them before shaking his head and throwing them aside. Nouche noticed that he was looking for things of metallic nature, or anything that looked like some sort of electronic gadget or gizmos. Her eyes scanned around the heap and caught sight of something that didn’t look like any regular household or electrical appliance anyone had ever seen. She got off the tire and walked towards it, bending down to pick it up. She saw that it looked slightly opaque in shape, yet a little longish and slim in size, like it was something you would put inside a battery case. She smirked and picked up a scrunched up chocolate wrapper and threw it at Christopher’s head.

“Hey, Christopher,” she giggled as she caught the prawn’s attention. “Looking for this?”

How did you…?” Christopher was genuinely surprised at her beginner’s luck. “Give it to me!

“Not until you tell me what you are going to do with it.”

This does not concern you, Night. Give it to me!

“No.”

Christopher let out an angered hiss and jumped up at her, making her fall back to the ground and knocking the wind out of her. He pinned her arms down and almost sat on her, his face very close to hers as he made a sound that was like a mixture of a growl and a series of clicking, seemingly demanding to be given the item that she found. Time seemed to stand still for a moment as their eyes met, yellow against crystal blue, none of them making a move as they stared at each other with mixed emotions. Christopher didn’t even try to take the gadget from Nouche’s hand, which was just inches away from his claw that pinned down her arm. They just stayed there, staring at each other as if they had just met for the first time.

“You’re planning to leave, aren’t you?”

Christopher was brought back from his reverie, but he didn’t reply her question.

“This gadget here,” Nouche gripped tight at the thing she found, “is your key to going home…isn’t it?”

Don’t ask what does not concern you, Night.

Christopher finally reached over and snatched the gadget from her hand. Nouche could feel the tentacles on his mouth brushing against her face and back again as he leaned forward and back to take it from her. He finally got onto his feet and stashed the gadget under his armpit, but he didn’t leave with it immediately. He just stood there, watching as Nouche herself tried to get back on her feet.

“What are you going to do with that thing?” Nouche asked as she pat herself off the dirt and grime.

I cannot tell you,” Christopher replied, looking away slightly.

“Why not?”

Because…

“Because…?” Nouche probed, moving a little closer to him.

Because I still…don’t trust you.

Nouche frowned at that remark.

“Is it because I’m human? That’s why you don’t trust me?”

Christopher didn’t reply, but she could tell from his eyes that he had confirmed her questions.

“Fine, be that way, you stupid prawn! And I thought you were my friend!”

She turned around and stomped away, vowing never again to return to District 9.

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Nouche crept into the shack as quietly as she could. She took off her torn up shoes and held onto them as she walked barefoot along the dusty floor, being careful not to step on anything that might cause her to have a bloody Tetanus shot that she couldn’t afford.

She stepped on something that felt like fabric. She looked down and saw that it was an old piece of cloth that looked like it used to be one of those leather camping tent scouts use during outings. It was slightly strewn aside, revealing a huge trapdoor underneath. She was tempted to open it, to see what was down there, to see what secrets Christopher was hiding.

So she did.

The trapdoor hissed as she opened it, almost like it was under airtight lock. As she slid it open, she could see that there were stairs leading down to it. It was almost exciting just to see it. She felt almost like Nancy Drew cracking a case no other, not even the police, can. Cautiously, she turned around and started moving her way downwards, her heart thumped in anticipation at what she would find down there.

That was when she felt a tight grip at her ankle and being pulled down harshly onto the concrete floor. She let out a yell, feeling as if her bones had been broken by the hard fall. Before she could get up to see if anything was really fractured, she was harshly turned around onto her back and a foot rammed onto her middle, making her choke in her breath.

Night?!

“Chr…Christopher?! What the hell…get your foot off me, prawn!!”

Christopher quickly lifted his foot of Nouche’s middle, putting down the huge spanner he was holding to his side. Nouche saw that as she coughed and got back up on her feet.

“Were you going to hit me with that?!”

I…I thought you were MNU.

“That’ll be the day,” Nouche rolled her eyes, then looked around the place that had a rather eerily glow of blue around it. “Wh…What is this place?”

It’s nothing,” Christopher huffed as he turned his back at her, picking back the spanner and started tightening some screws on the side.

“You call this nothing?? This looks like a bloody spaceship to me! Were you hiding this under here all along?!”

You’ve seen too much. Go back to wherever you came from.

“No friggin’ way! Not after I’ve seen all this! I was right, wasn’t I? You are planning to leave this place, aren’t you? That’s what the dumpster heap hunt is all about: you want to look for spare parts to fix your ship so that you can just go home and dump all the other prawns here for us to clean up, is that what this is all about?!”

Christopher continued to work in silence for a while, ignoring Nouche’s glare that felt like she was shooting invisible darts onto his back to make him look at her. Finally, he let out a sigh and turned around to face her.

Why did you come here? I thought you had gone for good.

Nouche felt like the cat got her tongue for a moment there before scratching a non-existent itch on her shoulder, a blush rushing across her face.

“I just…wanted to see you again…I dunno why but…I just keep having the urge to…Even though I made up my mind not to, I still…”

Christopher walked up to her and knelt at her eye-level.

Can I trust you with this then?

“Well…it’s not like I’ve got anybody to tell…”

We’ll talk over cat food.

Nouche laughed as she waited for Christopher to come back down with two cans of cat food, Friskies brand, of course.

This was the first and only secret she had ever kept in District 9.

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Nouche sat in the spaceship, helping Christopher to pass him his tools as he fixed his ship. Christopher had told her everything and even revealed her his friend, a prawn painted in yellow, who had also been helping him out to look for alien spare parts to gather the fuel to power this underground ship. Initially the friend—Thomas Tyrone was his name—did not trust her and had vehemently urged Christopher to take her out and throw her to Obesandjo, the famous Nigerian warlord of the district, but Christopher defended her, proving to him that she had not brought any MNU personnel or the army troops guarding outside the district to raid their place. She and Thomas soon made a sort of grudging friendship, in which they were more or less civilized to each other, and every day, Nouche would come in to help them look for alien spare parts to gather their much needed fuel and witnessed how they extracted it into their little alien canister.

Although today, something was a quite different.

“Where is Thomas? I haven’t seen him all day,” Nouche asked.

Christopher didn’t reply as he clicked onto a virtual keyboard on the screen to detect any faults of the spaceship.

“Well, aren’t you articulate today?” Nouche sneered sarcastically. When Christopher didn’t reply her again, she picked up a screw and threw it at his head. It always worked to get his attention, although his way of showing it varies.

Why do you insist on throwing things at my head?

“Because you’re a knucklehead?”

Just go home. Go back to wherever you came from and leave me alone to my thoughts.

“Fine!” Nouche snapped as she stood up abruptly. “Just so you know, I don’t have a home to go to and wherever I came from is in the streets, so yeah, thanks a lot!”

She was about to stomp off and climb up the stairs out of the trapdoor when she felt a claw holding her back.

You mean…you’re homeless?

“Yeah,” Nouche replied, jerking his claw away from her and not looking at him. “Is that a crime?”

But…why? I thought…

“You thought only you prawns live in the slums?” Nouche turned to face him. “You think you’re the only one who has to scrounge for food and sleep in the cold, in the rain or in the heat? You think you’re the only one who has to starve for days at end and have to beg, borrow and steal your way for a living? Well, think again, prawn, coz you’re not the only sorry ass around this neighbourhood!”

Nouche huffed as she leaned against the wall, slumping to the floor and laid her head on her knees. Christopher looked at her awkwardly for a minute or two before kneeling beside her, putting a claw on her shoulder.

Don’t cry, Night.

“I’m not crying, so bugger off.”

Why are you on the streets? Why do you not have a house with a family?

“Long story,” Nouche replied. “But the gist of it was that I didn’t want to be married to someone I’ve never met. My parents were not ones to believe in marrying someone you truly love, so I took whatever I had and ran off. I avoided them long enough to forget about me and I’ve been living in the streets ever since. You’d think that being not exactly a native here, you would follow your own set of culture and your own set of rules, but no~! You had to have a family who wanted to fit in so much that they are willing to adopt this country’s culture of arranged marriages, like we’re still in the friggin’ ‘30s!”

You humans have strange customs,” Christopher sounded like he was chuckling, in which Nouche rolled her eyes.

“Tell me about it.”

They sat again side by side in comfortable silence before Christopher finally broke the ice.

I told my friend not to come.

“You…You did?” Nouche looked up at him, surprised. “Why?”

When…When was the last time you had your menstruation cycle?

“You don’t ask a girl that, you ass!” Nouche almost screamed as she punched Christopher on the shoulder.

Sorry, but…it’s just that…

“Why do you ask anyway?”

Well…it’s just…your…your pheromones…

“My what?”

Your scent. You are in human heat. If I hadn’t told my friend not to come, he would’ve…attacked you.

“O…Oh,” Nouche blushed as she scooted a little further away from Christopher. “Is…that why you didn’t talk to me all day?”

Christopher nodded, “I was afraid if I talked to you I might…lose control of myself.

Again, a long silence ensued before Nouche slowly inched her hand closer to Christopher until it touched his elbow.

“I’m…OK if you…lost control…”

Christopher turned to her in surprise, only to see Nouche blushing like she just had chili for dinner.

Are you…sure about it?

“I know it sounds sick and wrong, but…if it is you…I guess I’m…OK with it.”

You know that if you let this happen, there is no turning back,” Christopher said as he crawled closer towards her. She could hear soft trills coming out of his throat and his eyes were looking at her in a gentle manner, as if giving her a chance to have second thoughts. She stood her ground, allowing him to push her down gently to the cold concrete floor.

“Yes, Christopher, I know.”

That night, she had lost her virginity to a prawn in District 9.

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Nouche stared wide-eyed in disbelief at both Christopher and Thomas as they told her the news. She knew the chance of it happening was possible, but she didn’t think it would actually happen in one shot. She was having the tell-tale signs but she didn’t want to believe it until the two prawns had the answer screaming at her face.

She was pregnant.

How could you be so foolish to have done it with a human? Have you completely lost your mind?!” Thomas scolded Christopher, shoving him harshly. Christopher retaliated.

It was in the heat of the moment! She was in heat, and she accepted my advances!

Is that why you shunned me that time? Because you wanted to get down and dirty with a filthy human?!”

She is not filthy! Don’t you dare say something like that to my mate!

Your mate?! Since when was she your mate?!”

Since…

“Hey, hey, hey, HEY!!” Nouche shouted as she threw cat food cans at both their heads to stop them bickering. “Will you please stop talking as if I’m not here?!”

Sorry, Night,” Christopher held her close. “I didn’t mean to upset you.

“Is it possible for an abortion?” Nouche asked, although she hated that term. She had always found people stupid and cruel to kill an unborn child, but now that she was in their shoes, she didn’t think that thought actually crossed her mind. She felt very hypocritical right now.

You are with egg, and that means you will have foreign body fluids within your womb than a regular human pregnancy,” Thomas replied. “It’s not exactly a fetus you can simply remove, female. You let them remove the egg from you and they will recognize it straight away it is not a human child. They will give you a one-way ticket to MNU, that’s for sure.

“But…But don’t you guys have, like, alien machinery to help me get rid of it?”

We abhor the thought of killing little ones,” Christopher replied with a hint of contempt. “They are the continuation of our genes, our bloodline, our legacy. We will not terminate our own flesh and blood.

“Then why aren’t you stopping me?”

Because as joyous as this occasion may be to me, you are the one carrying the child and I am a little fearful of the outcome. I don’t want anything bad to happen to you, Night, especially with this uncertain pregnancy of yours. If you really wish to be rid of it, I will support you through this.

Nouche sat down, her hand unconsciously placed onto her middle. This was serious. She was carrying a prawn’s egg. She had to get rid of it. But if she did, what if Thomas was right? What if the doctors scanned her and find out that it wasn’t a human child, but a prawn child? She would probably end up being taken away into MNU and kept in a holding cell and being experimented on until the day she gives birth. They would probably take the child away and arrest Christopher, and that would make the prawns’ reputation even worse than it already was. And maybe they would either make her go through it again or have her killed to silence her.

But if she kept the child, what if it goes wrong? What if something rubs off and makes her worse for wear? What if she gets killed in the gestation process, like all those creepy alien movies do where people who get impregnated by aliens met a gruesome end? Even if she survived the gestation process, how would she even get it out? She had stolen a peek once at the breeding shack where they kept all the prawn eggs—and it stank like hell—and she had seen the size of the eggs. When they did it that fateful night, she had witnessed the size of Christopher’s well endowed member, but that could not compare to the eggs which looked like they were probably descended from dinosaur eggs. How was she ever going to get it out through her human-sized…Nouche shook her head slightly at the thought of it.

Well, female?” Thomas looked at her questioningly. “What is your decision?

Nouche turned to Christopher. She could tell that he didn’t want her to abort it, but still respected her decision and cared for her wellbeing in this matter, and looked almost resigned to whatever choice Nouche decided to make on what to do with the child she was carrying.

Maybe…Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. After all, it is Christopher’s child…

Night?” Christopher’s voice brought her back to reality. His voice was all she needed.

That day, she decided the rest of her life in District 9.

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Nouche grimaced as she looked into the can of cat food Christopher offered her. Christopher nudged the can and patted her head.

Go on,” Christopher encouraged. “You need to satisfy your craving, and the child needs to eat.

Nouche thought back of the 5 months she had stayed in this hut while she was pregnant with Christopher’s little prawn. She was urged not to stray out of the shack for fear of people, especially the MNU and the warlord gang, seeing her in that condition. Whenever the MNU helicopter passed by, she was told to stay inside. Whenever the army troops were about the area, she was told to hide in the spaceship and stay out of sight. Whenever her clothes got too tight, Christopher would search through the dumpster or raided the trash to find anything that could be patched together into a maternity dress for her. Whenever she was hungry or craved for something, which was quite often, Christopher would steal food for her by skulking around at night at restaurant and café kitchens or their trash for anything still edible. Whenever she felt the cramps on her belly as she felt it grow, Christopher would hold her close and trilled at her ear, rocking her to and fro to ease her discomfort. And now, when she suddenly had a craving for cat food, Christopher spent his last human dollars to buy a dozen of them, even though he could’ve spent that on feeding himself.

“I still don’t get how you can eat this,” Nouche said as she fished out a piece of cat food from the can, looking at it incredulously.

Trust me, you might like it. C’mon, our child awaits your feeding.

Nouche closed her eyes tight and stuffed the piece into her mouth. As she chewed it, she could really taste the bitter saltiness of the manufactured raw meat, but somehow, surprisingly even to her, it actually tasted kind of good. In fact, the more she ate, the more delicious it tasted. Soon she was gobbling down the whole lot and asking for seconds, in which Christopher laughed in his own prawn-ish way and gave it to her.

Now who is the one not savouring their food?

“Shut up,” Nouche scolded, but laughed at the same time as she ate slower this time. She felt Christopher’s huge claws on her belly and could hear him trill lovingly.

Soon our little child will be born. He will be as beautiful as you are.

“From what I learnt back in school about biology, it’s mostly likely to look like you. How do you know it is a he? It could be a she, you know.”

Technically we are all hermaphrodites, but our anatomy are leaning more towards male. Why do you think we still can procreate?

“Good point,” Nouche chuckled as she remembered not seeing any female prawns around. “So…when will the kid be born?”

Our gestation period is about 5 and a half months, which is 3 and a half months less than you humans. But I’m not sure which side of the gestation you are leaning more to.

“So it could mean either any day now or 3 and a half months later.”

Yes.

As Nouche finished her cat food, she leaned against Christopher and traced her finger along his exoskeleton, while Christopher stroke her almond hair, letting her hear his calming trills escaping his throat.

“Once you have the spaceship fixed…will you take me with you? To your home planet?”

Yes, of course. I will take you and our child far away from here. And together, we will spend the rest of our lives together.

“You promise?”

Yes, I promise.

Nouche smiled, knowing that she was truly loved in District 9.

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Nouche breathed long and hard, tears flowing freely out of her crystal blue eyes as she held onto Christopher’s waist for support. She was told that giving birth in a kneeling position was the best way due to gravity, but she wasn’t told how painful it still would be.

“Oow~!! Fuck, fuck, FUCK~!!!” Nouche screamed as she tightened her hold on Christopher, leaning her head against his chest as she felt another contraction hitting her.

I’m here, Night. I’m right here, don’t worry,” Christopher coaxed as he tried to adjust the rags on Nouche’s knees to prevent her from chafing them on the cold concrete floor.

“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU DID THIS TO ME! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!!”

Hush, hush, Night. They will hear you. Please, Night, you don’t hate me. You can do this.

Nouche sobbed as she pushed down as hard as she could along with the contractions. She could feel the egg coming down, but she had no time to worry about how it was going to come out. All she knew was to obey her motherly instincts to push it out.

You’re doing good, Night. You’re doing very good.

Nouche gripped harder as she pushed down with all her might. The egg was slowly inching its way out of her and it stung her a little. Before the birth pangs began, Christopher had used a blade to cut her a little to help ease the birth once it started. She was cursing and swearing at him at first, but now as she felt the egg starting to emerge bit by bit between her legs, she felt almost relieved that Christopher did that.

It’s coming out nicely, Night. Keep going.

Nouche shook her head, tossing it from side to side as she tried for the umpteenth time to push the egg out. She felt Christopher’s claws wiping her tears and sweat away, and the tentacles on his mouth brushing her forehead, his way of giving her a kiss.

You can do it, Night. I’m right here.

Nouche could feel more of the egg coming down, and it was excruciating. She let loose scream after scream as she continued to bear down.

Just a little bit more, Night. It’s OK. You’re almost there.

Suddenly Nouche felt as if her body was burning up, like there were invisible flames burning from within herself. She fell forward and started vomiting black stuff, more of them coming out of her nose and ears. Her whole body slumped against Christopher, convulsing and foaming more black stuff out of her mouth as if she was having an epileptic seizure.

Night? Night! Stay with me, Night! Stay with me!

Christopher lay Nouche down and pressed her belly to help her push the egg out. It wasn’t easy, what with her twitching in heavy spasms and black stuff coming out from her every facial orifice, including her eyes that made her look like she was crying black tears, but after a little maneuvering and pressing, the egg finally slid out of her along with the black birth fluid mixed with her blood. As soon as the egg was out, her body twisted and convulsed even worse, and she was bleeding profusely between her legs, black mixed with crimson red, staining the whole floor she was lying on with it.

Night! Night, please stay with me! Night!”

After what felt like forever, she finally slowed down to a stop, but Christopher could tell from her shallow breathing that she was not going to last long.

“Wh…What’s…ha…happening…to…to me…?” Nouche asked, her voice barely a whisper as it gurgled through the black stuff she was vomiting out.

I…I don’t know,” Christopher replied in a choked voice. “I don’t understand…It’s like your body is rejecting itself…

“C…Can I see him…? Can I…see our baby…?”

Christopher, with his long body, reached over to carry the egg and put it in Nouche’s arms. She instinctively cradled it like a mother would to a newborn. Christopher supported her and lay her head on his lap as he looked at the egg as well. It was a size smaller than the regular prawn eggs they kept in the breeding shack, but it still looked like the most beautiful thing in the world.

“Oh…how I wish…I could see him hatch…” Nouche lamented, coughing more black stuff and staining Christopher’s lap.

I don’t understand this, you were fine throughout your gestation, why…? Why is this happening…?

“I…I guess…it shouldn’t…come as a surprise…I…kinda expected that…”

Please…” Christopher pleaded as he held her close. “Please don’t leave me…We were going to leave this planet together…Please don’t go without me…

“There, there…” Nouche replied as she put a trembling hand on Christopher’s face, caressing it as tenderly as her strength would allow it. “It’s OK…It’s OK…”

Please…This is not fair…

“Oliver…”

What?” Christopher looked into her crystal blue eyes, which was fading fast.

“Oliver…” Nouche repeated, her voice—and her breathing—getting fainter and fainter. “When…he is…hatched…I want you…to name him…Oliver…like…like my favourite…children’s book character…”

Hush, Night. Don’t talk. Just rest. I’m sure once you rest, your body will realign itself and you’ll be all better…

“Promise me, Christopher…Promise me…you’ll take our son…out of this place…”

I promise, Night. I promise. Now, please rest…

“I…love you…Chris…”

That night, as the rain drummed and wind howled at Christopher’s shack, Nouche died within the bowels of District 9.

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Christopher laid flowers on the headstone of Nouche’s grave, cradling his son Oliver in his other arm. He knelt down to allow Oliver to imitate him, putting more flowers onto the headstone.

There was no proper burial for Nouche, not the way the humans usually do, anyway. She was taken out of District 9 as far as he could get to one of the many cemeteries of Johannesburg and, with his powerful arms and claws, and a little help from Thomas, he dug a hole big and deep enough to fit Nouche in. Of course, he made sure that she was buried somewhere away from the other graves where no one would see. He had carefully laid her into the hole, dressing her up nicely with clean clothes he stole from someone’s laundry and placed a can of cat food in her arms, symbolizing the item that started their relationship. After burying her and sang the Ancient Song of the Past, he and Thomas quickly left before they were discovered.

The next time he returned, he had with him a small headstone he had carved using his tools. It was written in prawn language, but in human language, it would be read as NIGHT, LOVING MATE AND MOTHER. Again, he had to sneak out of District 9 in the dead of the night to embed this headstone at the head of the grave. There, he wept for the first time in many years since he and his kind landed in this planet, pouring his heart and soul over her grave before reluctantly leaving at the break of dawn.

Christopher refused to use the breeding shack like everyone else. Throughout the incubation and hatching period, he had grounded all his work to a halt to tend solely on the egg. He never left it out of his sight unless he needed more cattle to feed the egg or whenever he went to work to earn enough human dollars to pay for the cattle for his son. After weeks of dedicated tender loving care, his son soon hatched out of the egg, squealing as he took in his first breath. He looked exactly like Christopher, but he had a darker shade of his mother’s eyes, a perfect memento of his mate that he loved so much. And when his son was registered into MNU, he insisted on giving his son the name Oliver instead of letting the MNU personnel assign him one, just as Nouche requested.

Was Mother really human?” Oliver asked as he cuddled against his father, in which Christopher patted his head.

Yes, little one. As much as you are of our kind, you are also part of them. Remember that.

Are we bringing Mother along to our home planet when we leave here, Father?

I will try if I can, but in truth, she belongs to her people. But I did promise her that I will take you away with me.

When will we go home, Father?

Patience, son. Soon we will be. Soon.”

After planting a kiss on the headstone, Christopher held his son Oliver close, making sure that no one was around before making their way back into District 9.