Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Confession-Chp Finale

The beeping of the heartbeat machine was moving steadily and her breathing was pretty much regular. Helga was sleeping peacefully with her breathing mask on. She was, for the first time, not tying her hair in two pony-tails, but was spread decoratively all over the white linen pillow. She was wearing a hospital gown of blue, something Arnold had never seen her wear before. Her closed eyelids covered her blue eyes as she slept peacefully throughout the hours.

The doctors told them that besides a few broken bones on her arms and legs, she also had a serious fracture on her back caused by the cable swing. She will need a really, really long time to heal and rehabilitate herself to walk and coordinate herself again, although a fractured spine seldom has any chance to heal. What’s worse was that after the surgery, although she lived through it, she had slipped into a coma. No doctors were sure when she was going to wake up. So even if there was a chance to cure all the broken bones on her body, a long time lying on bed without any activity would deteriorate the muscles and bones so bad, recovery is almost impossible.

Arnold was sitting beside Helga’s bed, staring at her sleeping body supported by the breathing gadgets and tubes stuck on both her wrists. Arnold took her hand and stared at Helga. Time seemed to stand still between them. It was like this moment would never go wrong, as long as Helga didn’t know that he was there so that she wouldn’t shoot showers of insults on him, although he hoped she would. At a point, he wanted Helga to wake up, to see him in front of her and know that he loved her for so long.

“Helga, I know you can hear me but you just can’t wake up right now,” Arnold whispered as he laid his head on the bed. “But I just want you to know that…I’m grateful for you trying to save me and I thank you for that. You were really brave, you know that? That’s what I love about you: you often just bustle in and do what you think is right for you. You don’t care about what other people think. You are just…so…brave. And to think they thought you’re just a…”

As Arnold continued to chit-chat with Helga, the rest of the gang who were hiding behind the ward door were totally speechless at what they heard.

“Did you just hear what I heard?” Gerald tried very, very hard to suppress his excited voice.

“Yeah! I mean, I just can’t believe that Arnold is actually…” Stinky cringed, unable to continue.

“He’s gotta be crazy to like Helga! I mean she is such a total jerk!” Harold was in fits of denial.

“Helga is not a jerk, at least not very!” Phoebe protested. “She just saved us from being crushed into a pulp!”

“Yeah, but…no offence, Phoebe, but I just can’t get over the fact that Arnold is actually having a crush on P.S.118’s biggest bully in the school history!”

“So what? Helga had a crush on Arnold longer than…” Phoebe was so bent on defending her best friend that she accidentally revealed Helga’s life long secret. She cupped her mouth in horror at what she had done.

“What?! Helga too?!” Everyone was so surprised at what they heard coming out of Phoebe’s mouth that they almost forgot to lower down their voices.

“Well, I mean she does have a little crush on Arnold…and…I gotta go…” Phoebe backed away slowly before quickly dashing away from the ward, prompting the very, very curious number of Arnold’s classmates taking to their heels and chasing Phoebe, demanding an explanation.

Whether Arnold had heard them or not, the noise didn’t seem to mind him at all.

He only wanted Helga.


“You have to go home, shortman. Your Grandma misses you.”

“I don’t really think so.”

It had been two month since the incident happened in the funfair. The funfair was declared closed due to that accident and was forced to move out of the neighbourhood by people who had lost their children in the swing twister crash. Ever since Helga has been hospitalized, Arnold went to her ward everyday to visit her, not wanting to miss a second of her, for fear that he wasn’t there if she ever wakes up. Most of the people in P.S.118 knew about his crush with hlega and vice versa, but he didn’t want to care. He only had his mind on Helga. He would stay at the ward until late in the evening and sometimes way till the night when the nurse had to remind him over and over again that visiting hours are over. He would go home reluctant, his footsteps echoing down the lonely road and Grandpa Phil would always be at the dining room with his cold dinner (sometimes supper if Arnold was able to persuade the nurse to let him stay until about 11.30 at night).

Finally, he couldn’t stand a single minute without seeing Helga. He had made the hospital his second home. Everyday, after school, he would dash to the bus stop to catch the earliest bus to the hospital downtown (where Helga was) and stayed with Helga in the ward until visiting hours were over. He would hide either at the toilet or in the janitor’s room or even the boiler room until the lights were almost out. Then he would creep back into Helga’s ward and sat beside her, continuing to whisper words to her about his day at school and when he got tired, he would either sleep in a sitting position with his head propped on the bed or sleep under Helga’s bed until the next morning. He will then sneak out before he was discovered and caught the morning bus to go to school.

He never ever wanted to go back to the boarding house anymore. He was content just sitting there beside Helga and talk to her with yearning for her to wake up. No matter how much Grandpa Phil or his best friend Gerald or his other classmates begged and coaxed, he wouldn’t budge. Only once in a while, he went home to ask for some money so that he could buy food from the vending machine or the shop outside the hospital. He couldn’t just live off outside food forever, so Grandma Gertrude made some homemade food for him and Grandpa Phil would take it to the hospital for Arnold to eat. Still he wouldn’t leave. He wanted to be by Helga’s side and have the first-hand to see Helga wake up.

“You really, really have to come home, shortman. Look at you. You’re becoming paler by the minute. You have to come home and have some proper rest.” Grandpa Phil was really beginning to worry.

“I’m fine, Grandpa. Just fine,” Arnold replied absentmindedly, being at the state of denial he was.

“Your Grandma would kill me for this.”

“Just don’t tell her then.”

Grandpa sighed and left the basket of food as usual for Arnold to eat. Another day, another fruitless attempt to persuade his grandson to come home. If his son and daughter-in-law were around, they would surely blame him for not taking good care of their child.

“Grandpa?” Arnold’s voice suddenly came out of the blue.

“Yes, Arnold?” Grandpa spun round, feeling hopeful.

“From now on…don’t send me meals anymore. I can feed myself. Tell Grandma that.” Arnold was staring straight at Helga while he was saying that. Grandpa Phil was shocked for a moment, but seeing Arnold’s face exceptionally serious and solemn, he didn’t dare to protest any longer. He just nodded and left without a word.

Arnold didn’t even attempt to say goodbye.


Arnold staggered down to the vending machine. He hadn’t eaten properly for a few days now. His money was almost running out and he resolved to only drinking (not beer, mind you!) either coffee or hot chocolate or anything drinkable from the vending machine. He forced himself not to take so many trips to the vending machine as he didn’t want to attract attention from the nurses, and he didn’t want to go running home asking for money because he didn’t want Grandma Gertrude to worry about him and fuss over him like he was a 5-year-old. More importantly, he didn’t want to miss Helga’s awakening.

“I still have…5 50 cent coins…I can get me a hot chocolate or something…” Arnold muttered to himself, not sure whether he was talking right. He went closer to the vending machine and, with trembling hands, slipped in a 50 cent coin for a $1.50 worth of a cup of hot chocolate. He was about to slip in the second 50 cent coin when he saw a couple of nurses walking side by side with a doctor, looking quite anxious and busy.

“What was her condition?”

“I’m not sure, doctor. She suddenly fluttered her eyes and her heartbeat had increased quite abruptly. It’s a miracle. She wasn’t in a condition to at least wake up in such short hour…”

“Yes. You did say her chances of waking up would be like about 40%, wasn’t it, doc?”

“Well, I was wrong. The Lord sure works in mysterious ways. Come on, girls. We have to attend Miss Pataki before we lose her again!”

Pataki? Helga Pataki? His Helga Pataki? Were they talking about her? Helga has finally awakened! She has finally awakened! How could he ever walk out of the ward just to get some stupid drink and not stay put in the ward to see her awake? How stupid could he get? Now he couldn’t see her wake up first hand! He completely forgotten about the vending machine and was about to take to his heels and run to her ward when all of a sudden, he felt weak all over. his lack of food intake was wearing his body down—he wasn’t getting much nutrition like he was supposed to. His legs turned to jelly and he found himself collapsing onto the floor—hard. Still, he forced himself to at least get up and crawl. His body was wearing down even more, and when one of the attendants noticed him and tried to help him, he shrugged him off, determined to get to the ward himself. He had to see Helga. He can’t fall now! He had to see Helga! He had to…

Helga’s blue eyes were the last thing on his mind…


Arnold saw himself standing in the midst of thick mists. He didn’t know where he was or how he got there, but he knew that he was supposed to find Helga.

“Helga?! Helga~!!! Helga, where are you?!”

“Right here, Arnold! I’m right here!”

Arnold moved towards her voice, both of them calling at each other so that they knew where they were going in these thick mists. He couldn’t see much, but he could make out an outline of a girl with two pony tails and a large ribbon. He held out his hands and could feel hers as their fingers intertwine with each other.

“Helga, I’m so glad you’re alright!” Arnold sighed in relief, grabbing her by the wrist and hugged her close to his chest.

“I’m so glad I’ve found you, Arnold!” Helga sighed too as she hugged him back.

“I’ve been wanting to tell you this for a long time, Helga, but I never found the courage to do it…Helga…I…I love you! I loved you since the day you gave me that kiss during the play! I found myself unable to hate you, unable to despise you, even unable to live without you anymore! Helga, please don’t leave me again! I can’t stand the idea of letting you out of my sight!”

“I’m afraid I can’t promise you that, Arnold,” Helga suddenly loosened her hug and replied with a sad tone in her voice.

“What…What do you mean? Why can’t you?” Arnold asked in surprise.

“Because…” Before Helga could answer, she was gone. Disappeared into thin air. Arnold suddenly was unable to feel Helga in his arms again. He felt so empty, so lost, and so lonely in the middle of the thickening mists. The silence was suffocating. It was so silent that not only you could hear a sewing pin drop, but even a grain of sand. He fell onto his knees with tears trickled down his cheek. He tried to suppress it, but he just couldn’t shake off the depressing, ultimately devastating feeling inside him. Was he forever to endure Helga’s absence? Was he forever going to lose sight of her? He finally drew in a long breath and wailed in agony.


“HELGA~!!!! HELGA, DON’T LEAVE ME, HELGA~~!!!!”

“I’m here, you football head! Stop yelling! I’m here!”

Arnold’s tears and Helga’s voice shook him awake. Arnold opened his eyes to see Helga staring back at him with…worried eyes? He sat abruptly, taking Helga by surprise. He laid his hands tentatively on her cheeks and touched her to see if she was really there. She let him do that for a few seconds or so before pushing his arms away irritably and grumbled, “Hey, football head! Are you trying to give me a facial or something?”

Arnold looked at the rest of her from head to toe. She was sitting on a wheelchair with a number of pillows supporting her weak back. The tubes and the breathing mask were gone, but she was still in her hospital gown and her hair was still loose, resting gently on her shoulders. Her arms and legs were in casts and didn’t look too pretty, but she still looked appealing to him all the same. That was when he realized he was dressed in a hospital gown.

“How long have I been asleep?” Arnold asked, rubbing the sleep off his eyes.

“For almost five days,” Helga replied scornfully. “For a minute there, I thought I might have transmitted my coma viruses to you! The docs said you haven’t been eating for days now, and they started sticking those tube things on you to feed with. Your grandparents were here yesterday.”

“Oh…” Arnold replied, looking down, suddenly very interested in his knees.

“I also heard loads of stories from your grandpa, about not going home and all…”

Arnold looked up, quite shocked to be found out by someone he didn’t dare to let know of.

“And also…when you’re asleep…I’ve heard you talk in your dreams…”

Now he felt really embarrassed. He muttered, “You’d think I’m a real idiot, wouldn’t you?”

Helga moved her wheelchair closer to him and said, “You don’t have to do this for me, you know. If…If you…like me so much, you don’t have to…spend your days 24/7 in this ward just to see me wake up. You have a home and yet you don’t go home! Sometimes you’re just down right stupid!”

“I know, but…” Arnold had to gather more courage to blurt it all out. “If I don’t do this, I won’t get first hand in seeing you waking up. I…I want to be the first person you’ll see when you come out of your coma…so that…”

“So that you can make me barf at first sight?”

“No! So that…you’ll know that I’m doing this because…I love you.” There. He said it. You should see his face—as red as a tomato.

There was a long silence between them before Helga finally took a deep breath and muttered enough for him to hear, “I, uh, I also…have…a crush on you. Ever since pre-school. I was told that…if I were ever to treat you like I can’t stand the sight of you, you would understand that I…I love you too. I could never tell anyone. It’ll ruin me. It’ll ruin my reputation, my pride, my…”

Arnold stopped her raving by laying a finger on her lips. He took her chin gently and placed his lips on hers, kissing her like she did him during the ‘Romeo & Juliet’ play. He fondle his tongue on hers, guiding her as he kissed her more deeply, tasting every inch of her mouth inside. It felt so tantalizing to the taste. He wanted to savour more of her flavourous lips but Helga tore him away within seconds, her face flushed and looking breathless.

“I just want to know if you like me. That’s all I need to know,” Arnold whispered as he caressed her cheek gently. Helga would’ve flung her arms around him if they weren’t broken. Arnold noticed and wrapped his arms around her instead. She couldn’t hold herself any longer—she burst into tears and let out muffled wails on his hospital gown, wetting it. Arnold didn’t mind. He held her even closer and stroked her soft blonde hair. He kissed her forehead and rocked her body to and fro, whispering sweet nothings until her wails slowed down to silent sobs.

Things were definitely going to work just fine for them in the days to come.

Confession-Chp3

Arnold groaned as he picked himself up. He heard many people exclaiming in horror and their faces seemed terrified. He nodded when an old man tried to stand him up and asked if he was OK while checking his dusty body. Besides a few bruises and some cuts from the fall he had, he was pretty much a-OK. ‘What had happened?’ he thought. ‘What exactly just happened?’

As he got up, he saw a large crowd gathered around someone on the solid ground. It seemed as if that person was under something big and heavy. The thing was clearer and seemed as if it was a cable swing from the swing twister. He turned towards the swing twister and saw that it had crashed and its cable swings were all crashed on the ground. It seemed as if the gadget that spun the swing twister sort of malfunctioned and broke, sending those who rode it either flying away to a far direction or crashing to the ground. It was horrible as the people crowded over the swing twister to see the mangled bodies trapped under the bulk of the swing twister.

Arnold grimaced and turned back to the crowd which was nearer to him. He saw Eugene and Phoebe coming up to him with horrified expressions on their faces.

“Hey, you guys OK?”

“Yes, but Helga…” Phoebe was close to tears as the memory of being pushed away to safety by her best friend came into her tiny mind.

Arnold’s heart almost missed a beat. What happened to Helga? Is she…? Don’t tell me she is…Arnold quickly pushed his way through the crowd to see who they were looking at. He prayed hard in his heart that his suspicions were not true, but things don’t usually turn out the way we wanted it to be, especially when you’re hoping that nothing bad happens. As Arnold found himself standing somewhere in the middle of the crowd, his legs almost turned into jelly at what he just saw.

There, before his eyes, was Helga lying there motionless on the ground, the heavy, bulky cable swing crushed onto her thin, frail body. She was lying on her stomach and the whole cable was on her back, seemingly have crushed her spine into pieces. She was lying on a pool of her own blood, bleeding badly not only at both her mouth and nose but on the rest of her body. Arnold let out a strangled yell and ran towards the cable swing that threatened to claim her life. He pulled and pushed and tugged at the cable swing, but it was too heavy for him.

“Please! Please, somebody! Help me! Help her! Someone please help her!! PLEASE!!!” Arnold begged while he still tried to move the cable swing off the slipping Helga. Phoebe and Eugene also pushed their way through the crowd and tried to help Arnold with the cable swing, but in vain—the damn thing wouldn’t budge. Everyone stood there, dazed and confused, not knowing what to do and not sure whether they were capable of moving the swing.

“Arnold! Arnold, are you al…” Gerald’s call stopped abruptly when he saw what Arnold was trying to do. The other kids were practically horrified at the sight. Lila almost fainted at the sight of blood. Arnold turned to Gerald and the others, his eyes seemed quite welled-up.

“Gerald! Sid! Harold! Stinky! Everybody, quick! Help me move this cable swing! It’s killing her!”

“I don’t think she would even survive…” Stinky’s comment was cut short by a jab on the ribs by Rhonda. They all ran over to help Arnold try and move the cable swing. It budged a little but that was all. The combined strength of little children was still not enough to move a metal 2-tonne cable swing. Everyone has the mind to just give up trying but Arnold was still persistent. He had to get that thing off Helga. He had to keep trying. He had to.

For Helga.

“Step aside everyone! Step aside please! Truck comin’ thru’!”

When Arnold thought that he was never going to get Helga out of the jam, he was struck back to reality by a familiar voice. He looked up to see his Grandpa Phil trying to move away the crowd to make way for a huge truck bearing the sign ‘Big Bob’. Who else was driving the truck than Helga’s dad, Bob Pataki. There were other trucks too but they were heading towards the crashed swing twister site to help the other victims.

“Oh my stars! What happened to your girlfriend, shortman?” Grandpa Phil exclaimed when he saw Helga under the cable swing, but before Arnold could snap at him, Bob honked his truck at him.

“Get outta the way, you old shriveled pickle! I’m trying to save my daughter here! Go put that hook on the cable swing or something!”

Grandpa Phil did as he was told. The other kids tried to make way and usher the other people away so that Bob will have room to reverse his truck and lift the darn cable swing. Slowly, inch by inch, the bulky cable swing was lifted off Helga and was dropped somewhere else nearby. Of course, Bob had to make sure that no else was standing there or he would cause another crushing accident. He quickly got off the truck and rushed to Helga, who was still not moving at all. He wanted to pick Helga up but Grandpa Phil stopped him.

“Are you out of yer bloomin’ mind, Bob? If you touch her, you’re gonna make her broken body even more broken!”

“Then what do you suggest we do, Phil?! It’s my daughter here!” Bob yelled, for once feeling worried and anxious about what might happen to Helga, considering he had never really cared much about her since goodness-knows-when.

“We wait for the ambulance, of course! Just don’t touch her!”

5 minutes later, the ambulance came. At least someone was sensible enough to stop staring at Arnold and the gang trying to move the swing and rush to call the ambulance. Arnold moved towards his grandpa and held him tight, fearing the worse. He didn’t know what to do: just keep watching at whatever might happen till the end or break down and cry right there, right now. One of the paramedics took Helga’s hand carefully and checked her pulse. At first they weren’t sure she ever survived the crushing weight of the swing, but then the one who checked her pulse widened his eyes and exclaimed, “She’s still breathing! She still has a pulse! Get her into the van right now! Careful, don’t break her bones!”

Arnold’s heavy heart lifted as soon as he heard the word. ‘Helga is alive?’ he thought. ‘She’s still alive?! I can’t believe it, she’s still alive! Thank God!’

Carefully, the paramedics put Helga onto a stretcher and carried her into the ambulance van. Bob jumped into the van, stated that he was family (that’s ‘rich’-_-). Everyone wanted to follow but the ambulance only allowed family, so Arnold and his gang took a ride on Grandpa Phil’s packer.


Arnold sat outside the ER with the others, waiting anxiously for everything to be over. Arnold clasped his hands together tight and wished that Helga would be alright. He had never felt so worried before for Helga. Sure, he does have a little crush on her ever since that kiss she gave him during the last scene of the ‘Romeo & Juliet’ school play. He didn’t know why Helga kissed him that long—it still remains a mystery—but he knew one thing: ever since that kiss he was beginning to actually like Helga. All of her terrible attitudes were, although still annoying, easily dismissed. He found himself having her in his dreams and in his mind often, unless someone is able to distract him. He told not a soul, for fear he’ll be despised by his gang.

It was really taking quite a long time. He was getting really nervous. If he doesn’t find something to calm him down, he’d probably start going frantic and might actually pound the ER door and reveal his secret. He got up abruptly and managed to mutter the word ‘bathroom’ before rushing into one.

In the bathroom, he continuously rinsed his face with cold water. He stared at himself in the mirror. He noticed that Helga was pretty much right about his head—it really looked like a football for a minute there. It was no wonder Helga constantly called him ‘football head freak’. He used to hate her calling him that, but now he missed every second of it. If Helga couldn’t pull through, he was going to miss it forever. He suddenly fell onto his knees and broke down into tears.

“Oh, please. Don’t let Helga leave me. Please don’t take her away. There is no way I can ever live without her anymore. I may have hated her in the past, despised her and hated her guts, but that’s the past now. I don’t hate her anymore. I can’t hate her anymore. The more I tried to hate her for her horrible attitude, the more I find myself drowning in her love. Please, God, don’t take her away from me. Please, I beg of you, please don’t take her away. I beg of you, please…”

“Arnold? Arnold, are you OK?”

Arnold stood up quickly and spun round to see Gerald standing at the door of the bathroom. Gerald was looking at him with questioning eyes and Arnold quickly turned around again with his back towards Gerald. He didn’t want him to see his red sodden eyes and flushed cheeks.

“Are you feeling alright, Arnold?”

“Yes…I’m fine,” Arnold replied hesitantly. “Any…Any news from the ER?”

“I was just about to tell you, Arnold. Helga survived. She made it through. She came back from the land of the dead and she’s in the ICU right now.”

Without another minute wasted, Arnold and Gerald quickly ran towards where Helga’s ward is.

Confession-Chp2

Everyone gathered around at Puke Your Guts Out Funfair as soon as school ended. Everyone was there, including Rhonda, Brainy, Eugene and Lila. In fact, almost the whole class was there to see the duel between Helga and the boys.

“Ready to barf out your lunch, losers?” Helga broke the ice, folding her arms across her chest proudly.

“Oh yeah? We’ll see who barfs first!” Harold pointed an accusing finger at Helga. “Come on, guys! Let’s show her what a real ride pro is!”

Everyone dashed into the funfair and bought their tickets. First they tried a kinder one, namely the Ferris Wheel. It was a psych as no one had a sick stomach. But some did experience a few fears of heights. Then it was the bumper cars, the twisting and turning Coffee Cups and the Sin Twister roller coasters. The roller coaster really lived up to its name: people who rode it were soon beginning to yell and confess their terrible sins they have done in the past. As the ride went on, more people were going down. The first person to go down was Sid, puking out half-digested baloney sandwich and smoothies. Then it was Gerald’s oatmeal and cheese, Stinky’s cafeteria set lunch and Harold’s eggs and bacon and set lunch and orange juice and…(ugh) the list goes on of his food. So far, only Helga, Arnold, Eugene and Phoebe (who tagged along in the last minute) are the only ones standing.

“Gee, Helga, I must admit,” Arnold said, licking a cotton candy after all the excitement. “I’m impressed. You didn’t even turn green at all the rides. And you’ve taken those rides like a number of times.”

“You should be impressed!” Helga, who had taken 10 bumper car rides, 5 Ferris Wheel rides, 6 Sin Twister roller coaster rides, 4 airplane merry-go-rounds and 7 swing twister rides, replied proudly. “I told you I could handle all this without a single barf.”

Arnold couldn’t help looking at Helga. She had that smug on her face that made her look like ‘I’m the Queen of the World’ type of attitude. As he continued looking, he noticed that under her smug and outspoken blue eyes and headstrong blonde hair, lies something that was far more beautiful than he had ever imagined. It was like looking at her for the first time even though they had known each other since pre-school.

‘She looked so pretty even with that smug…’ Arnold thought. Helga noticed him staring at her and scowled.

“What are you looking at, football head? Checking if I had a zit?”

“No. Nothing. Sorry,” Arnold turned away, his imagination broke away like a burst bubble.

“So what’s your secret, Helga? I mean, how are you able to take so many rides and still don’t get sick?” Eugene asked. “I almost puked just by taking one ride on that swing twister thingy.”

“That, my poor inexperienced friend, is an art. And an artist doesn’t reveal his/her arts to others.”

“Come on, Helga,” Phoebe was also curious. “You can tell us. I mean it is logically speaking that there is no way someone is able to handle so many rides in a row and not regurgitate himself. We won’t tell anyone else.”

“Are you kidding me? And ruin the beauty of my craftsmanship and art of funfair rides? No way!!”

“Please, pretty please!” Phoebe begged. “I always get humiliated when I took funfair rides when I was a kid. Please tell us! Please!”

“Yeah, Helga. I often experience the same thing. We won’t tell anyone, honest!” Eugene was in the verge of going down on his knees and beg.

Helga looked at the eager eyes on Eugene and Phoebe and turned to Arnold. Arnold shrugged and smiled, saying, “Well, it wouldn’t hurt telling only us. The others are still in the bathroom trying to get rid of that nasty feeling in their guts.”

Helga considered a little and sighed, saying, “Alright, since you losers wanna know so much about it, I guess I can let you in a little. My secret is…”

Helga’s secret was cut short by a loud scream from afar. They all spun round to see something incoming fast towards them. It was so fast, they were unable to think straight for a moment there. Helga noticed immediately that the incoming thing was huge and bulky and the angle of it was more towards Arnold. Arnold was in danger, she realized. Never mind if it’s gonna crush the other guys, but it was heading towards Arnold! I have to save him! I have to save my love!

Within that split second, Helga pushed Arnold a few yards away from her and aimed her feet at Phoebe and Eugene who was behind her, kicking them far enough from the incoming object. When she herself was about to take off, she felt a sudden impact on her. She felt like she was being hit by a bullet train. She could even feel herself flying away into the horizon like a feather blown by the wind. She had no time for pain and no time for answers to all the happenings that was going on in her body. All she knew that she was going down—fast. She could still feel the heaviness on her as she dropped onto the solid ground like a bullet.

It was happening so fast, she wasn’t sure this is all a dream…

Confession-Chp1


Started: 08-03-03 Completed: 08-06-03

CONFESSION

The bell of P. S. 118 rang and everyone was excited to leave the school compound. Arnold, together with his usual gang of friends Gerald, Stinky, Sid and Harold walked casually out of the building.

“So, guys, what are you going to do later in the evening?” Arnold asked.

“I’m pretty free for the entire evening. I’m not sure what to do,” Stinky replied, scratching his long nose.

“I actually have some homework to do, but I think I’ll pass for tonight,” Sid said.

“I heard that the new funfair is gonna put in their final touches,” Gerald said in excitement.

“You mean that new Puke Your Guts Out fair?!” Harold exclaimed. “I heard that their rides are like the coolest rides ever! They have those swirling, twirling roller coasters and huge bumper cars and fast spinning merry-go-round and…”

“We get the drift, Harold! Don’t spoil the surprise!” Sid groaned, shoving the big guy’s shoulder.

“I guess that’s where they get the name of their funfair,” Stinky commented, going green over all the rides that could turn his guts upside-down.

“When are they going to officially open it?” Arnold asked, interested. His interest was short-lived.

“Out of my way, football head!” Needless to say, it was our famous Bully of the Century Helga Pataki, pushing her way through the boys with Phoebe following behind her.

“You can at least say ‘Excuse me’,” Arnold grumbled irritably at Helga who not only didn’t show as much as an inkling of kindness but also making her way to increase her Hall of Un-fame.

“Whatever, you dork,” Helga snorted. “Oh, and if you losers are thinking of going to that new Puke Your Guts Out fun \fair, I hope you have a strong stomach. Because I am going to that fun fair next week on the opening and beat you guys on all the rides they have!”

“You are going to the funfair?” Stinky bulge his eyes in disbelief.

“Of course I am, you knuckle head! Where do you think I’m going on a grand opening of the world’s famous gut-wrenching funfair?” Helga always had to scowl at everyone, like it was a permanent scar or something.

“To be clearly correct, the funfair is not exactly new,” the intellectual Phoebe said with her tiny squeaky voice while adjusting her glasses. “They have been around for a very long time, and this is actually their 6th branch to be opened next week.”

“The funfair is opening up next week? That soon?” Gerald seemed surprised.

“In case you haven’t notice, pinhead,” Helga snorted and took out a flyer from her backpack and shoved it in front of Gerald’s face, “the funfair has practically been making an extra spectacle of itself. Besides, the sooner the better.”

“I’m not surprised if you’re going to the funfair too, Helga,” Harold voiced out. “But I don’t think you yourself have the guts strong enough to handle those rides. Why do you think they named it ‘Puke Your Guts Out’?”

“Maybe it’s reserved for you losers,” Helga was good at shooting back cynical answers at her victims. “That is if you really are losers.”

“No, we’re not!” Stinky protested.

“Yeah! Just because you’re sometimes brave doesn’t mean we’re not!” Sid thumped his chest with a hand, emphasizing his point.

“Hah! I bet you wouldn’t even dare to set foot on a bumper car ride!” Helga scoffed.

“No way! I can sit perfectly firm on a bumper car ride and knock your socks off!” Sid bit back.

“Yeah, right. In your dreams, Sid!”

“Oh, yeah? Well, I bet you can’t even survive the Ferris Wheel!” Gerald had his hands on his hips, obviously frustrated.

“Oh? Is that a challenge?” Helga asked, pounding her fists, eager for a bit of bet.

“Yeah! We dare you to take all the rides and not even barf out a single crumb!”

“I can take all the rides over and over again and not even barf at all!”

Their squabbles were getting pretty heated up. Arnold, the peacemaker he was, stepped in between Helga and the boys and said, “Look, betting like this is going nowhere. I suggest that we’ll meet at the funfair next week first thing after school and we’ll try out all the rides. First person to barf will have to spend a whole week doing chores for the last one standing. How’s that?”

“Hmm, a personal slave for a week, eh?” Helga tapped her chin and considered for a while. She grinned an evil grin and said, “Make it two weeks.”

“Two weeks?!” the boys exclaimed.

“Why? You’re chickening out so soon?” Helga gave the boys a sly look. Phoebe egged in by giggling and imitated a chicken cluck. Hanging out with Helga sure did some attitude change on her.

“Of course not!” Gerald exclaimed. “We’re in!”

“Yeah! Yeah, we’re in!” the other boys chimed in one by one.

“Then I guess that settles it,” Arnold said with his hands on his waist. “We’ll meet at the funfair first thing after school.”

“Deal!” the boys said in unison.

“Bring it on, football head,” Helga gave Arnold a stink look before leaving towards home with Phoebe.

“She’s getting worse and tougher than I thought,” Gerald complained as soon as she was out of earshot. “Man, no one in this neighbourhood will ever get peace with her around.”

“Yeah…” Arnold agreed, his voice trailing away. He stared at Helga who was slowly disappearing, with her two pony-tailed blonde hair, pink dress and big pink bow. Despite the ‘pinkish’ appearance Helga portrayed on herself, her attitude and her heart was as cold as an icy blue. It totally contradicted the colour of her appearance. With that kind of personality, how would she ever understand that he…

Arnold wiped that thought away when his gang called him to go to the nearest drink house with them to grab some fruit smoothies.


Helga lay on her bed munching potato chips as her midnight snack. The rest of the Pataki family members were pretty much sound asleep, too drowned in their own slumber lands to bother about Helga being all hopelessly romantic and poetic again.

“Oh, Arnold. You are the love of my life. You are the sky and I am the clouds among you. You are the bright moon that shines the dark night and I am the stars that shine along with you. You have given life to this soulless heart of mine and given me hope that love still exists in me. You are my soul. You are my life.

“Oh, Arnold, my dear, dear sweet Arnold. Fate has brought us together to meet at the funfair where we can share rides—exciting, fun-filled rides—together and share the love that has been embedded deep inside my heart. But alas, fate has also played a terrible joke on us by forcing us to embark on such a bet that my pride cannot deny. I will show you, Arnold my love, I will show you that I will not fall and I will not regurgitate myself. I will not make a fool of myself in front of you and your friends and I will amaze you at how strong I can be. I will make you dazzle and…”

“Helga! Do you know what time it is? Go to sleep already!” Obviously Helga’s poetic side had caught the irritable ear of her father. Helga grumbled in annoyance at his intrusion.

“Alright, Bob! You go to sleep yourself!” Helga yelled back before throwing the bag of potato chips under her bed. She pulled the blanket over her and turned off the lights before whispering, “Goodnight, my love.”

Monday, November 16, 2009

In District 9

Created: 8-23-09

IN DISTRICT 9

Nouche stumbled on a brick and almost fell face first onto the rubble if it weren’t for her good reflexes. Quickly she gained composure and walked on. She cursed inwardly. This place has really gone to the dogs, or in this case, the prawns. She wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for the fact that she needed money.

And she needed it bad, because she was starving her head off.

She fingered the disposable camera she was given to by one of the frat boys. She was told to take some pictures of the prawns behaving in any way that was unacceptable so that they can post it up in their blogs and further spread their propaganda of urging the government to get rid of these prawns once and for all. She was not one to take sides. She was going to do this for the food money. Nothing else. Whatever those frat boys want to do with the pictures was up to them. They could send it to the president or to the head of MNU themselves if they want to. It was none of her concern.

All she wanted was enough cash to feed her to get by.

She snapped her first picture of the prawns fighting over a motorcycle tire. The tire tore with their superhuman strength and both of them ran away with their half, although she saw that one of the half was more than the other. She had heard of them enjoying eating tires like humans would with marshmallows, but she didn’t think she would see one up close and personal.

She was confident no one could see her. Her small stature and nimble limbs despite her being a 15-year-old teenager served her well in moving around unnoticed. It worked pretty well when she skulked around in restaurants and cafes to grab a morsel. This shouldn’t be too hard.

She was on a roll. She took more pictures of the prawns, like them peeing on some else’s shack, betting on their version of chicken fights, arguing with the locals over food, grabbing any random stray dogs or cats that wandered into the district and chowing them down like they were the pick of the day and much more. Maybe after this was all over, she could ask the frat boys to let her have a copy set for keepsakes.

What do we have here?

Nouche froze as she heard the clicking and monotone growls behind her. She turned around warily to see a huge prawn glowering at her. Its exoskeleton was painted in orange, and it was wearing a very torn-up trench-coat, and, as all prawns did, the back of its head was labeled with the familiar white brand of MNU.

What are you doing here?” the prawn rumbled as it reached over to thread its claws through her almond locks.“Don’t you know it’s not safe here for small females like you?

“G…Get away from me, prawn!” Nouche shouted as she picked up a random rock and threw it at its face. “Don’t touch me!”

You will learn your place, little female!

So saying, it lunged forward towards her. Nouche let out a scream and made a run for it, its claws barely nicking her. Her scream attracted the other prawns, and soon it was an all-out predatory chase. Before she knew it, there were about 5 prawns chasing after her, eager for blood. She knew she had made the biggest mistake of her life whenever she was faced with a prawn: attacking it. She shouldn’t have thrown the rock at it. To do so was no different than behaving like MNU pointing guns at them and showing hostility to them. Of course, for those big boys, they’ve got the guns to protect themselves, but for her who was an unarmed teenage civilian, attacking a prawn was suicide.

Suddenly something leapt over her head and landed behind her. She turned around, tripping as she went, to see that it was another prawn, with body features slightly bigger than the others. It was not painted like the most of the prawns, but it wore a sort of clothing all the same. It had earth-coloured exoskeleton and yellow eyes, and wore a red vest fastened with duct tape in place and a pair of yellow torn pants that looked more like it was wrapped in strips around its pelvic and thighs rather than worn properly. It let out something that sounded like a mixed between a high-pitched shriek and a hiss, making the other prawns back away a little.

Get away from her! You know the rules! No harming the women and children!

She attacked first!” the orange prawn hissed. “She should be taught a lesson!

And bring the MNU over to investigate us? We have enough troubles from them as it is! Now go, before you stir up anymore chaos!

The orange prawn and its companions hissed at him in contempt before leaving. Making sure that they were out of sight, the prawn that rescued her turned around and held out a claw at her, offering to help her up.

Are you alright?

Nouche responded by kicking sand at its feet before high-tailing out of District 9.

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Nouche and the big prawn stared at each other for a moment at the dumpster heap. She could tell from the surprised look in its eyes that it had not expected her to return. She didn’t even expect she would either, but she had to.

She owed him a favour.

“Here.”

The prawn widened its eyes delightfully at the sight of the can she held out to it. The delicacy of all delicacies and she was there, holding it out to it at its face like it was the most invaluable thing in the world. It looked at the can and back up at her again, not sure whether there was a catch behind accepting this.

“C’mon, you want it or not? It’s Friskies, for Christ’s sake,” Nouche grumbled as she opened the can to let it smell the contents within. “I know you prawns love this particular brand. I haven’t got all day.”

With that, the prawn quickly snatched the can from her hand and poured the whole cat food into its mouth, gobbling up the whole lot. Nouche grimaced. How could they like cat food so much? It’s just a bunch of manufactured raw meat that smells like it had been kept in a larder for three weeks. She heard rumours from the locals of the prawns describing cat food as bitter, salty and “oh, so good”, but to see one up close eating it like it was caviar was just so…bizarre.

Have you got anymore?” the prawn asked.

“Nope,” Nouche shook her head. “I could only get one. It’s not easy shoplifting from a supermarket nowadays, you know.”

You…You stole this…for me?

“Yeah, well, it’s not like I’m the richest lady in the world. I mean, look at me.”

Why? Why would you do this for me?

“Coz…” Nouche hesitated for a while before blushing and looked away, “Coz you saved me from those other prawns. I’m not good at keeping people in debt, therefore we owe each other nothing now.”

The prawn stared at her in silence for a while before nodding.

Thank you, young female.

“Yeah, whatever. Don’t mention it.”

They both exchanged looks for a while, not sure what else to say. Finally, Nouche had enough of this staring contest. She got up, patted her pants off the grime from the dumpster heap and waved wordlessly at the prawn before turning her back at him and walked down the heap towards the slightly torn fence that got her into District 9

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Nouche knocked at the door of the rundown shack. It wasn’t exactly any better than the other shacks, but at least it looked bigger and more or less livable. She could hear a bit of clattering before footsteps slowly approached the door. She took a step back just in case the door opened the other way.

Who is it?” she heard the familiar voice of the big prawn. It was deeper, richer and more mature than all the other prawns around, and it sounded almost sophisticated, in a prawn-ish sort of way. She cleared her throat and made a clattering sound from the plastic bag she was carrying.

“I got more cat food for you.”

The door opened almost immediately, revealing the prawn in his usual attire of red vest with duct tape and yellow pants strips. She could’ve sworn those eyes were smiling as it approached her in an almost gleeful way.

“It’s not much, but I managed to swipe these from some of those local guys who were selling meat to your other prawn friends, and some of them I swiped them from supermarkets and convenient stores. I know how much you like Friskies.”

She handed the plastic bag to the prawn, in which it took it from her almost immediately. It wanted to shove one whole can into its mouth and chomp it down but she stopped him.

“Hey, hey, hey, easy there, tiger. I didn’t go through all that trouble getting cat food for you so that you can swallow it all in one gulp. Leave some room for the rest, OK?”

It considered for a while before taking the can out of its mouth and handed it to her. She took it from it, wiped its drool off on its vest before opening the can and returned it to it again.

“There. Take it easy. Savour the food. Eat it one by one and let the taste linger in your mouth. You’ll enjoy it more, trust me.”

The prawn looked at her skeptically before doing as she advised. It fished out one claw-ful of cat food and put it in its mouth, chewing it slowly. Sure enough, its eyes were ecstatic at the taste and she could swear she heard the prawn letting out trills of pleasure as it sat down and continued to eat. At least now, instead of gobbling it up in seconds, it took the prawn roughly 10 minutes to finish the cat food and was aiming for seconds.

“How can you guys eat this stuff?” Nouche asked, grimacing as she sat opposite the prawn. “This stuff is for cats, you know that, right?”

Then you humans must treat felines very well here.

“Well, those who can afford it, yeah, they do. But for people like me, we can barely feed ourselves, let alone a cat.”

The prawn finished his second can and Nouche thought it was going for thirds, but surprisingly, it picked up the plastic bag of cat food and took it inside its shack. She heard shuffling about, like it was trying to put away something before coming out again and sat at the same spot opposite her.

I’m saving those for later. I’m taking your advice on savouring things.

“Good, at least someone’s paying attention.”

Why do you help me so? Why risk yourself to the authorities just to get me those?

Nouche had been asking herself the same question as well.

“I dunno,” she shrugged. “I guess…I guess I just wanted to see you, is all.”

Why? I thought you hate our kind.

“I thought that as well, but…I guess I thought wrong.”

They sat facing each other in comfortable silence for about 15 minutes or so before the prawn finally spoke.

What is your name?

“Huh?” Nouche broke out of her reverie before replying, “Oh, uh, my name’s Nouche. It means ‘Night’ in Spanish. Don’t ask me why I have that name. It’s been part of me forever.”

I cannot pronounce your name, unfortunately, but is it OK if I call you Night?

“Same difference,” Nouche shrugged. “What’s your name?”

It’s something you cannot pronounce either,” the prawn said sadly, “but MNU gave me a human name.

She looked as it scrawled with its claws its name on the dirt. It wasn’t in the best of writings, but it still amazed her that it can write in human language.

“Christopher Johnson? That’s your name they gave you? Christopher Johnson? I would expect that name for an Englishman or something, but for you?”

I don’t like it either, but this is the only way you humans can identify with me.

She could tell from the tone of his—no longer an ‘it’, since she knew he had a name—voice that he really didn’t like being given a human name. She could more or less relate to that. Being forced to live in a place so foreign to your kind is bad enough. To adopt a name that wasn’t even yours to begin with was just literally stripping you off your own identity.

“I guess I could learn to like it…if you would, Christopher.”

Christopher looked at her in mild surprise, but then his eyes softened into a prawn-like smile, making her feel surprisingly comfortable.

This was the first prawn friend she had ever made in District 9.

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Nouche sat on a flat tire, watching as Christopher went about the dumpster heap all crouched and bent, looking through the pile of scraps and metal as if searching for something important.

“What exactly is it are you looking for, Christopher?” she asked, the question nagging at her mind since she first saw him do that.

Just things,” Christopher replied, picking up a mangled up cassette tape and shook his head, throwing it away.

“I doubt someone who comes to the dumpster heap everyday would be looking for ‘just things’.”

Christopher ignored her. He continued to look around the area, picking things up and examining them before shaking his head and throwing them aside. Nouche noticed that he was looking for things of metallic nature, or anything that looked like some sort of electronic gadget or gizmos. Her eyes scanned around the heap and caught sight of something that didn’t look like any regular household or electrical appliance anyone had ever seen. She got off the tire and walked towards it, bending down to pick it up. She saw that it looked slightly opaque in shape, yet a little longish and slim in size, like it was something you would put inside a battery case. She smirked and picked up a scrunched up chocolate wrapper and threw it at Christopher’s head.

“Hey, Christopher,” she giggled as she caught the prawn’s attention. “Looking for this?”

How did you…?” Christopher was genuinely surprised at her beginner’s luck. “Give it to me!

“Not until you tell me what you are going to do with it.”

This does not concern you, Night. Give it to me!

“No.”

Christopher let out an angered hiss and jumped up at her, making her fall back to the ground and knocking the wind out of her. He pinned her arms down and almost sat on her, his face very close to hers as he made a sound that was like a mixture of a growl and a series of clicking, seemingly demanding to be given the item that she found. Time seemed to stand still for a moment as their eyes met, yellow against crystal blue, none of them making a move as they stared at each other with mixed emotions. Christopher didn’t even try to take the gadget from Nouche’s hand, which was just inches away from his claw that pinned down her arm. They just stayed there, staring at each other as if they had just met for the first time.

“You’re planning to leave, aren’t you?”

Christopher was brought back from his reverie, but he didn’t reply her question.

“This gadget here,” Nouche gripped tight at the thing she found, “is your key to going home…isn’t it?”

Don’t ask what does not concern you, Night.

Christopher finally reached over and snatched the gadget from her hand. Nouche could feel the tentacles on his mouth brushing against her face and back again as he leaned forward and back to take it from her. He finally got onto his feet and stashed the gadget under his armpit, but he didn’t leave with it immediately. He just stood there, watching as Nouche herself tried to get back on her feet.

“What are you going to do with that thing?” Nouche asked as she pat herself off the dirt and grime.

I cannot tell you,” Christopher replied, looking away slightly.

“Why not?”

Because…

“Because…?” Nouche probed, moving a little closer to him.

Because I still…don’t trust you.

Nouche frowned at that remark.

“Is it because I’m human? That’s why you don’t trust me?”

Christopher didn’t reply, but she could tell from his eyes that he had confirmed her questions.

“Fine, be that way, you stupid prawn! And I thought you were my friend!”

She turned around and stomped away, vowing never again to return to District 9.

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Nouche crept into the shack as quietly as she could. She took off her torn up shoes and held onto them as she walked barefoot along the dusty floor, being careful not to step on anything that might cause her to have a bloody Tetanus shot that she couldn’t afford.

She stepped on something that felt like fabric. She looked down and saw that it was an old piece of cloth that looked like it used to be one of those leather camping tent scouts use during outings. It was slightly strewn aside, revealing a huge trapdoor underneath. She was tempted to open it, to see what was down there, to see what secrets Christopher was hiding.

So she did.

The trapdoor hissed as she opened it, almost like it was under airtight lock. As she slid it open, she could see that there were stairs leading down to it. It was almost exciting just to see it. She felt almost like Nancy Drew cracking a case no other, not even the police, can. Cautiously, she turned around and started moving her way downwards, her heart thumped in anticipation at what she would find down there.

That was when she felt a tight grip at her ankle and being pulled down harshly onto the concrete floor. She let out a yell, feeling as if her bones had been broken by the hard fall. Before she could get up to see if anything was really fractured, she was harshly turned around onto her back and a foot rammed onto her middle, making her choke in her breath.

Night?!

“Chr…Christopher?! What the hell…get your foot off me, prawn!!”

Christopher quickly lifted his foot of Nouche’s middle, putting down the huge spanner he was holding to his side. Nouche saw that as she coughed and got back up on her feet.

“Were you going to hit me with that?!”

I…I thought you were MNU.

“That’ll be the day,” Nouche rolled her eyes, then looked around the place that had a rather eerily glow of blue around it. “Wh…What is this place?”

It’s nothing,” Christopher huffed as he turned his back at her, picking back the spanner and started tightening some screws on the side.

“You call this nothing?? This looks like a bloody spaceship to me! Were you hiding this under here all along?!”

You’ve seen too much. Go back to wherever you came from.

“No friggin’ way! Not after I’ve seen all this! I was right, wasn’t I? You are planning to leave this place, aren’t you? That’s what the dumpster heap hunt is all about: you want to look for spare parts to fix your ship so that you can just go home and dump all the other prawns here for us to clean up, is that what this is all about?!”

Christopher continued to work in silence for a while, ignoring Nouche’s glare that felt like she was shooting invisible darts onto his back to make him look at her. Finally, he let out a sigh and turned around to face her.

Why did you come here? I thought you had gone for good.

Nouche felt like the cat got her tongue for a moment there before scratching a non-existent itch on her shoulder, a blush rushing across her face.

“I just…wanted to see you again…I dunno why but…I just keep having the urge to…Even though I made up my mind not to, I still…”

Christopher walked up to her and knelt at her eye-level.

Can I trust you with this then?

“Well…it’s not like I’ve got anybody to tell…”

We’ll talk over cat food.

Nouche laughed as she waited for Christopher to come back down with two cans of cat food, Friskies brand, of course.

This was the first and only secret she had ever kept in District 9.

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Nouche sat in the spaceship, helping Christopher to pass him his tools as he fixed his ship. Christopher had told her everything and even revealed her his friend, a prawn painted in yellow, who had also been helping him out to look for alien spare parts to gather the fuel to power this underground ship. Initially the friend—Thomas Tyrone was his name—did not trust her and had vehemently urged Christopher to take her out and throw her to Obesandjo, the famous Nigerian warlord of the district, but Christopher defended her, proving to him that she had not brought any MNU personnel or the army troops guarding outside the district to raid their place. She and Thomas soon made a sort of grudging friendship, in which they were more or less civilized to each other, and every day, Nouche would come in to help them look for alien spare parts to gather their much needed fuel and witnessed how they extracted it into their little alien canister.

Although today, something was a quite different.

“Where is Thomas? I haven’t seen him all day,” Nouche asked.

Christopher didn’t reply as he clicked onto a virtual keyboard on the screen to detect any faults of the spaceship.

“Well, aren’t you articulate today?” Nouche sneered sarcastically. When Christopher didn’t reply her again, she picked up a screw and threw it at his head. It always worked to get his attention, although his way of showing it varies.

Why do you insist on throwing things at my head?

“Because you’re a knucklehead?”

Just go home. Go back to wherever you came from and leave me alone to my thoughts.

“Fine!” Nouche snapped as she stood up abruptly. “Just so you know, I don’t have a home to go to and wherever I came from is in the streets, so yeah, thanks a lot!”

She was about to stomp off and climb up the stairs out of the trapdoor when she felt a claw holding her back.

You mean…you’re homeless?

“Yeah,” Nouche replied, jerking his claw away from her and not looking at him. “Is that a crime?”

But…why? I thought…

“You thought only you prawns live in the slums?” Nouche turned to face him. “You think you’re the only one who has to scrounge for food and sleep in the cold, in the rain or in the heat? You think you’re the only one who has to starve for days at end and have to beg, borrow and steal your way for a living? Well, think again, prawn, coz you’re not the only sorry ass around this neighbourhood!”

Nouche huffed as she leaned against the wall, slumping to the floor and laid her head on her knees. Christopher looked at her awkwardly for a minute or two before kneeling beside her, putting a claw on her shoulder.

Don’t cry, Night.

“I’m not crying, so bugger off.”

Why are you on the streets? Why do you not have a house with a family?

“Long story,” Nouche replied. “But the gist of it was that I didn’t want to be married to someone I’ve never met. My parents were not ones to believe in marrying someone you truly love, so I took whatever I had and ran off. I avoided them long enough to forget about me and I’ve been living in the streets ever since. You’d think that being not exactly a native here, you would follow your own set of culture and your own set of rules, but no~! You had to have a family who wanted to fit in so much that they are willing to adopt this country’s culture of arranged marriages, like we’re still in the friggin’ ‘30s!”

You humans have strange customs,” Christopher sounded like he was chuckling, in which Nouche rolled her eyes.

“Tell me about it.”

They sat again side by side in comfortable silence before Christopher finally broke the ice.

I told my friend not to come.

“You…You did?” Nouche looked up at him, surprised. “Why?”

When…When was the last time you had your menstruation cycle?

“You don’t ask a girl that, you ass!” Nouche almost screamed as she punched Christopher on the shoulder.

Sorry, but…it’s just that…

“Why do you ask anyway?”

Well…it’s just…your…your pheromones…

“My what?”

Your scent. You are in human heat. If I hadn’t told my friend not to come, he would’ve…attacked you.

“O…Oh,” Nouche blushed as she scooted a little further away from Christopher. “Is…that why you didn’t talk to me all day?”

Christopher nodded, “I was afraid if I talked to you I might…lose control of myself.

Again, a long silence ensued before Nouche slowly inched her hand closer to Christopher until it touched his elbow.

“I’m…OK if you…lost control…”

Christopher turned to her in surprise, only to see Nouche blushing like she just had chili for dinner.

Are you…sure about it?

“I know it sounds sick and wrong, but…if it is you…I guess I’m…OK with it.”

You know that if you let this happen, there is no turning back,” Christopher said as he crawled closer towards her. She could hear soft trills coming out of his throat and his eyes were looking at her in a gentle manner, as if giving her a chance to have second thoughts. She stood her ground, allowing him to push her down gently to the cold concrete floor.

“Yes, Christopher, I know.”

That night, she had lost her virginity to a prawn in District 9.

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Nouche stared wide-eyed in disbelief at both Christopher and Thomas as they told her the news. She knew the chance of it happening was possible, but she didn’t think it would actually happen in one shot. She was having the tell-tale signs but she didn’t want to believe it until the two prawns had the answer screaming at her face.

She was pregnant.

How could you be so foolish to have done it with a human? Have you completely lost your mind?!” Thomas scolded Christopher, shoving him harshly. Christopher retaliated.

It was in the heat of the moment! She was in heat, and she accepted my advances!

Is that why you shunned me that time? Because you wanted to get down and dirty with a filthy human?!”

She is not filthy! Don’t you dare say something like that to my mate!

Your mate?! Since when was she your mate?!”

Since…

“Hey, hey, hey, HEY!!” Nouche shouted as she threw cat food cans at both their heads to stop them bickering. “Will you please stop talking as if I’m not here?!”

Sorry, Night,” Christopher held her close. “I didn’t mean to upset you.

“Is it possible for an abortion?” Nouche asked, although she hated that term. She had always found people stupid and cruel to kill an unborn child, but now that she was in their shoes, she didn’t think that thought actually crossed her mind. She felt very hypocritical right now.

You are with egg, and that means you will have foreign body fluids within your womb than a regular human pregnancy,” Thomas replied. “It’s not exactly a fetus you can simply remove, female. You let them remove the egg from you and they will recognize it straight away it is not a human child. They will give you a one-way ticket to MNU, that’s for sure.

“But…But don’t you guys have, like, alien machinery to help me get rid of it?”

We abhor the thought of killing little ones,” Christopher replied with a hint of contempt. “They are the continuation of our genes, our bloodline, our legacy. We will not terminate our own flesh and blood.

“Then why aren’t you stopping me?”

Because as joyous as this occasion may be to me, you are the one carrying the child and I am a little fearful of the outcome. I don’t want anything bad to happen to you, Night, especially with this uncertain pregnancy of yours. If you really wish to be rid of it, I will support you through this.

Nouche sat down, her hand unconsciously placed onto her middle. This was serious. She was carrying a prawn’s egg. She had to get rid of it. But if she did, what if Thomas was right? What if the doctors scanned her and find out that it wasn’t a human child, but a prawn child? She would probably end up being taken away into MNU and kept in a holding cell and being experimented on until the day she gives birth. They would probably take the child away and arrest Christopher, and that would make the prawns’ reputation even worse than it already was. And maybe they would either make her go through it again or have her killed to silence her.

But if she kept the child, what if it goes wrong? What if something rubs off and makes her worse for wear? What if she gets killed in the gestation process, like all those creepy alien movies do where people who get impregnated by aliens met a gruesome end? Even if she survived the gestation process, how would she even get it out? She had stolen a peek once at the breeding shack where they kept all the prawn eggs—and it stank like hell—and she had seen the size of the eggs. When they did it that fateful night, she had witnessed the size of Christopher’s well endowed member, but that could not compare to the eggs which looked like they were probably descended from dinosaur eggs. How was she ever going to get it out through her human-sized…Nouche shook her head slightly at the thought of it.

Well, female?” Thomas looked at her questioningly. “What is your decision?

Nouche turned to Christopher. She could tell that he didn’t want her to abort it, but still respected her decision and cared for her wellbeing in this matter, and looked almost resigned to whatever choice Nouche decided to make on what to do with the child she was carrying.

Maybe…Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. After all, it is Christopher’s child…

Night?” Christopher’s voice brought her back to reality. His voice was all she needed.

That day, she decided the rest of her life in District 9.

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Nouche grimaced as she looked into the can of cat food Christopher offered her. Christopher nudged the can and patted her head.

Go on,” Christopher encouraged. “You need to satisfy your craving, and the child needs to eat.

Nouche thought back of the 5 months she had stayed in this hut while she was pregnant with Christopher’s little prawn. She was urged not to stray out of the shack for fear of people, especially the MNU and the warlord gang, seeing her in that condition. Whenever the MNU helicopter passed by, she was told to stay inside. Whenever the army troops were about the area, she was told to hide in the spaceship and stay out of sight. Whenever her clothes got too tight, Christopher would search through the dumpster or raided the trash to find anything that could be patched together into a maternity dress for her. Whenever she was hungry or craved for something, which was quite often, Christopher would steal food for her by skulking around at night at restaurant and café kitchens or their trash for anything still edible. Whenever she felt the cramps on her belly as she felt it grow, Christopher would hold her close and trilled at her ear, rocking her to and fro to ease her discomfort. And now, when she suddenly had a craving for cat food, Christopher spent his last human dollars to buy a dozen of them, even though he could’ve spent that on feeding himself.

“I still don’t get how you can eat this,” Nouche said as she fished out a piece of cat food from the can, looking at it incredulously.

Trust me, you might like it. C’mon, our child awaits your feeding.

Nouche closed her eyes tight and stuffed the piece into her mouth. As she chewed it, she could really taste the bitter saltiness of the manufactured raw meat, but somehow, surprisingly even to her, it actually tasted kind of good. In fact, the more she ate, the more delicious it tasted. Soon she was gobbling down the whole lot and asking for seconds, in which Christopher laughed in his own prawn-ish way and gave it to her.

Now who is the one not savouring their food?

“Shut up,” Nouche scolded, but laughed at the same time as she ate slower this time. She felt Christopher’s huge claws on her belly and could hear him trill lovingly.

Soon our little child will be born. He will be as beautiful as you are.

“From what I learnt back in school about biology, it’s mostly likely to look like you. How do you know it is a he? It could be a she, you know.”

Technically we are all hermaphrodites, but our anatomy are leaning more towards male. Why do you think we still can procreate?

“Good point,” Nouche chuckled as she remembered not seeing any female prawns around. “So…when will the kid be born?”

Our gestation period is about 5 and a half months, which is 3 and a half months less than you humans. But I’m not sure which side of the gestation you are leaning more to.

“So it could mean either any day now or 3 and a half months later.”

Yes.

As Nouche finished her cat food, she leaned against Christopher and traced her finger along his exoskeleton, while Christopher stroke her almond hair, letting her hear his calming trills escaping his throat.

“Once you have the spaceship fixed…will you take me with you? To your home planet?”

Yes, of course. I will take you and our child far away from here. And together, we will spend the rest of our lives together.

“You promise?”

Yes, I promise.

Nouche smiled, knowing that she was truly loved in District 9.

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Nouche breathed long and hard, tears flowing freely out of her crystal blue eyes as she held onto Christopher’s waist for support. She was told that giving birth in a kneeling position was the best way due to gravity, but she wasn’t told how painful it still would be.

“Oow~!! Fuck, fuck, FUCK~!!!” Nouche screamed as she tightened her hold on Christopher, leaning her head against his chest as she felt another contraction hitting her.

I’m here, Night. I’m right here, don’t worry,” Christopher coaxed as he tried to adjust the rags on Nouche’s knees to prevent her from chafing them on the cold concrete floor.

“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU DID THIS TO ME! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!!”

Hush, hush, Night. They will hear you. Please, Night, you don’t hate me. You can do this.

Nouche sobbed as she pushed down as hard as she could along with the contractions. She could feel the egg coming down, but she had no time to worry about how it was going to come out. All she knew was to obey her motherly instincts to push it out.

You’re doing good, Night. You’re doing very good.

Nouche gripped harder as she pushed down with all her might. The egg was slowly inching its way out of her and it stung her a little. Before the birth pangs began, Christopher had used a blade to cut her a little to help ease the birth once it started. She was cursing and swearing at him at first, but now as she felt the egg starting to emerge bit by bit between her legs, she felt almost relieved that Christopher did that.

It’s coming out nicely, Night. Keep going.

Nouche shook her head, tossing it from side to side as she tried for the umpteenth time to push the egg out. She felt Christopher’s claws wiping her tears and sweat away, and the tentacles on his mouth brushing her forehead, his way of giving her a kiss.

You can do it, Night. I’m right here.

Nouche could feel more of the egg coming down, and it was excruciating. She let loose scream after scream as she continued to bear down.

Just a little bit more, Night. It’s OK. You’re almost there.

Suddenly Nouche felt as if her body was burning up, like there were invisible flames burning from within herself. She fell forward and started vomiting black stuff, more of them coming out of her nose and ears. Her whole body slumped against Christopher, convulsing and foaming more black stuff out of her mouth as if she was having an epileptic seizure.

Night? Night! Stay with me, Night! Stay with me!

Christopher lay Nouche down and pressed her belly to help her push the egg out. It wasn’t easy, what with her twitching in heavy spasms and black stuff coming out from her every facial orifice, including her eyes that made her look like she was crying black tears, but after a little maneuvering and pressing, the egg finally slid out of her along with the black birth fluid mixed with her blood. As soon as the egg was out, her body twisted and convulsed even worse, and she was bleeding profusely between her legs, black mixed with crimson red, staining the whole floor she was lying on with it.

Night! Night, please stay with me! Night!”

After what felt like forever, she finally slowed down to a stop, but Christopher could tell from her shallow breathing that she was not going to last long.

“Wh…What’s…ha…happening…to…to me…?” Nouche asked, her voice barely a whisper as it gurgled through the black stuff she was vomiting out.

I…I don’t know,” Christopher replied in a choked voice. “I don’t understand…It’s like your body is rejecting itself…

“C…Can I see him…? Can I…see our baby…?”

Christopher, with his long body, reached over to carry the egg and put it in Nouche’s arms. She instinctively cradled it like a mother would to a newborn. Christopher supported her and lay her head on his lap as he looked at the egg as well. It was a size smaller than the regular prawn eggs they kept in the breeding shack, but it still looked like the most beautiful thing in the world.

“Oh…how I wish…I could see him hatch…” Nouche lamented, coughing more black stuff and staining Christopher’s lap.

I don’t understand this, you were fine throughout your gestation, why…? Why is this happening…?

“I…I guess…it shouldn’t…come as a surprise…I…kinda expected that…”

Please…” Christopher pleaded as he held her close. “Please don’t leave me…We were going to leave this planet together…Please don’t go without me…

“There, there…” Nouche replied as she put a trembling hand on Christopher’s face, caressing it as tenderly as her strength would allow it. “It’s OK…It’s OK…”

Please…This is not fair…

“Oliver…”

What?” Christopher looked into her crystal blue eyes, which was fading fast.

“Oliver…” Nouche repeated, her voice—and her breathing—getting fainter and fainter. “When…he is…hatched…I want you…to name him…Oliver…like…like my favourite…children’s book character…”

Hush, Night. Don’t talk. Just rest. I’m sure once you rest, your body will realign itself and you’ll be all better…

“Promise me, Christopher…Promise me…you’ll take our son…out of this place…”

I promise, Night. I promise. Now, please rest…

“I…love you…Chris…”

That night, as the rain drummed and wind howled at Christopher’s shack, Nouche died within the bowels of District 9.

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Christopher laid flowers on the headstone of Nouche’s grave, cradling his son Oliver in his other arm. He knelt down to allow Oliver to imitate him, putting more flowers onto the headstone.

There was no proper burial for Nouche, not the way the humans usually do, anyway. She was taken out of District 9 as far as he could get to one of the many cemeteries of Johannesburg and, with his powerful arms and claws, and a little help from Thomas, he dug a hole big and deep enough to fit Nouche in. Of course, he made sure that she was buried somewhere away from the other graves where no one would see. He had carefully laid her into the hole, dressing her up nicely with clean clothes he stole from someone’s laundry and placed a can of cat food in her arms, symbolizing the item that started their relationship. After burying her and sang the Ancient Song of the Past, he and Thomas quickly left before they were discovered.

The next time he returned, he had with him a small headstone he had carved using his tools. It was written in prawn language, but in human language, it would be read as NIGHT, LOVING MATE AND MOTHER. Again, he had to sneak out of District 9 in the dead of the night to embed this headstone at the head of the grave. There, he wept for the first time in many years since he and his kind landed in this planet, pouring his heart and soul over her grave before reluctantly leaving at the break of dawn.

Christopher refused to use the breeding shack like everyone else. Throughout the incubation and hatching period, he had grounded all his work to a halt to tend solely on the egg. He never left it out of his sight unless he needed more cattle to feed the egg or whenever he went to work to earn enough human dollars to pay for the cattle for his son. After weeks of dedicated tender loving care, his son soon hatched out of the egg, squealing as he took in his first breath. He looked exactly like Christopher, but he had a darker shade of his mother’s eyes, a perfect memento of his mate that he loved so much. And when his son was registered into MNU, he insisted on giving his son the name Oliver instead of letting the MNU personnel assign him one, just as Nouche requested.

Was Mother really human?” Oliver asked as he cuddled against his father, in which Christopher patted his head.

Yes, little one. As much as you are of our kind, you are also part of them. Remember that.

Are we bringing Mother along to our home planet when we leave here, Father?

I will try if I can, but in truth, she belongs to her people. But I did promise her that I will take you away with me.

When will we go home, Father?

Patience, son. Soon we will be. Soon.”

After planting a kiss on the headstone, Christopher held his son Oliver close, making sure that no one was around before making their way back into District 9.

Earth or Dib


Created: 9-18-03

EARTH OR DIB

Zim stared into the abyss from his home. He grinned with victory as he thought how soon it would be that the filthy Earth he was sent to conquer be under his grasp. He had finally found the ultimate way to take over the world. He was done being ‘nice and normal’ among the filthy human he had come to hate ever since the day he arrived to this planet. He was sent on a special mission by The Tallests and he was bent on finishing the job to prove that he is the real invader his fellow Irkens have doubting for so long.

He had it all worked out—he will take over each government of the country there is on Earth using the Cold Nuke Bomb he had gotten from the planet Pluto (a whole race of aliens with cold blood running through their veins, and I mean cold as in below 20 degrees). He had done enough research and had analyzed the domains of the leaders in each government to be able to tackle them if they so ever put up a small fight. He will first settle with a small negotiation and if it didn’t work, he will use the Cold Nuke Bomb to freeze their nerves and nuke them down to oblivion. Then he will start dominating the world by storm, and his first target would be the most hated Dib. He chuckled to himself as he walked towards the Cold Nuke Bomb which was tucked snugly in his icy cold storage. Always keep it below 100 degrees, as the Plutonium aliens said.

As he stroked the cold storage in earnest, he whispered, “Sleep well, you filthy human scums, for this few nights will be the last peaceful nights you’ll ever have a goodnight’s sleep.”


“Today’s horrible lesson will be the horrible diseases of this horrible world. Everyone turn to Chapter 69 on Page 203.”

Everyone did as Ms. Bitters ordered. Zim did the same. The students were quite afraid of the old hag’s temper and Zim had the same share of fearing her, but not for long. He was grinning from ear to ear at the thought of not going to listen to anymore ridiculous, ludicrous orders from this old spinster once he had his hands on the planet. He didn’t pay attention to anything that Ms. Bitters was teaching. He didn’t think he needed it anyway. But he had his eyes on her, just in case she caught him dwindling his mind in another world.

The only human who was also not paying attention to Ms. Bitters’ lesson was our resident smarty Dib. He had always suspected Zim to be someone from another planet trying to take over the Earth (how right he was) and he had been obsessed with him since. Never a day goes by without having to worry when this Irken was about to strike or do something treacherous to the planet Earth and its citizens. He was always trying to find proof that Zim was actually an alien and convince people that Zim was out to get them but no one seemed to care. In fact, even his own sister Gaz, who also share the knowledge about Zim being an alien, didn’t bother to help him out. She practically didn’t care anyway. The world was a piece of crap to her, for all she knew. He couldn’t believe that people can be so ignorant.

He had been noticing Zim grinning from ear to ear ever since he came into class. He glared at him with a vengeance and contempt only he could feel for a mortal enemy. His grin seemed triumphant, gleeful and full of malice and evil. ‘He had to have something up his sleeve,’ Dib thought. ‘He had to be! Or else he wouldn’t be so happy about it…’

“DIB!!” Ms. Bitters’ snarl snapped him back to reality. The skinny, almost boneless spinster was towering over him like the Eiffel Tower, threatening to grind him into fine powder with her balled fists. Dib shrank at the sight of her.

“I suppose you can explain to the class why you are not paying attention to my teachings. I intend to let everyone suffer and no one, I mean no one, is excluded!”

Dib could hear her grinding her teeth madly as the whole class turned to look at him. He felt slightly embarrassed. He stole a glance at Zim and he could see that he was utterly pretending to pay attention to class and the Irken was smirking from head to toe when Ms. Bitters caught Dib in the act. Dib knew that his explanation was not going to help his situation, so he just gave a simple excuse, “I had my mind on other things. Sorry.”

“Obviously, whatever is on your mind is none of my concern. Well, sorry is not going to excuse you from having 3 hours of detention today after school,” Ms. Bitters hissed like a snake before she went back to her seat and continued droning on her teaching. Dib glared at Zim who turned his gaze back to Ms. Bitters, his eyes faking his interest on the subject of Ebola in Africa. He balled his hands into fists and was in the verge of cracking as he thought about becoming a fool in front of his worst enemy.

The school bell rang a few minutes later. Ms. Bitters need not to shoo the students out; they eagerly ran out of the class and out into the open road. Dib was reminded by the old spinster to head straight to the detention room and spend 3 hours of total boredom. He sighed in defeat and got off his seat. As he walked out of the class, he stopped right in front of Zim’s desk and hissed, “Don’t think that you have won, Zim. I got my eyes on you, and I know you’re plotting to do something ferociously horrible to this planet.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Dib,” Zim said with fake innocent eyes as he got off his seat and walked out of the class. Dib immediately grabbed Zim in the collar and slammed him onto the lockers.

“Don’t play dumb with me, Zim! Anyone who is obsessed with you would notice that you’ve been smirking and abnormally happy all day and it was obvious that you are plotting something evil! You tell me right now, or I’ll…”

“You’ll what, Dib-worm? Kill me?” Zim narrowed his eyes near to slits as he glared back at Dib in triumph and glee. “Do you want to be the first child to ever be convicted of murdering an innocent child just because he looked different due to his ‘skin condition’? I wouldn’t want that to happen.”

“Tell me what you have in mind this time. Have you planted a virus into me? Have you found a way to hypnotize all the kids in the world to follow your diabolical plans? Have you found a way to infiltrate my father or my lab so that you take away all our secret formulas and gadgets?”

“Please,” Zim said coolly as he took Dib’s hands off his collar. “Those things are much too simple for the likes of me, Zim the Irken Invader. I have something better up my sleeves and I’m not going to tell you. You just wait, Dib-human, for you will be the first in line for me to torture.”

“Oh yeah? We’ll see about that!” Dib hissed before letting him go and heading for the detention room. Zim chuckled and skipped gaily back to his home, where his faithful simpleton GIR waited for him.


“Earth to Irken! Invader Zim reporting for The Tallests!”

Zim was trying to get online in contact with Red and Purple, The Tallests in the Irken nation. He had to make the announcement of his coming invasion on the planet Earth. He couldn’t wait to see the surprised faces on The Tallests once he announced his plans and his incoming victory.

“Yes, Zim. We hear you loud and clear,” Red’s face came in view through the screen monitor, his voice sounded tired. Who wouldn’t when the message comes from the most failed Irken in the entire universe?

“Sir, my most respected Tallests, I have called to send in an important message.”

“Well, every message you send is important to you!” Purple sneered as his face came near the screen beside Red. “What seems to be the problem this time, Zim? Another attack of this meat-thing you call baloney?”

“No, Tallest Red. It is not why I called. I called to announce that I have finally found the perfect tool to conquer this filthy planet I’m in,” Zim said proudly, “and I will assure you that Earth will be in my grasp in no time.”

“Where did I hear that before?” Purple muttered sarcastically. Zim glared at Purple.

“This time I am sure I will invade this planet! I will make you proud and prove to you that I am worthy of an Invader! I’m sure I will succeed this time!”

“Yes, yes, yes, I’m sure you do,” Red replied, massaging his temples tiredly. He shifted his gaze at Purple, as if signaling him to say something. Purple caught that look and turned to face Zim.

“But there is only one teensy-weensy problem here.”

“What is it?” Zim asked worriedly. “What seems to be the problem? Tell me and I will correct that wrong…”

“You’re not an Invader.” Red said, his face showing relief that he had finally got a lead off his chest.

Zim was dumbstruck for a few minutes there. The message was clear to his head but his egoistic brain automatically turned into a state of denial. He knocked himself back to his senses and said, “I’m sorry, I just hallucinated. What was that again?”

“You are not an Invader,” Purple said with a sneer. “You never were and you never will be.”

“How…How can this be?! Me, Zim, not an Invader?! There must be some kind of mistake, I…”

“Zim, remember the damages you have caused throughout your life here in Irken?” Red asked as he shuddered at the thought. “You have brought nothing but havoc in this planet Irk and you have disrupted and mangled almost everything in your path. You have already been blacklisted since the day you were taken out of your cell and you stuffed the Irken after you back into his own cell, causing that massive power failure. After Doomsday, your name has already been crossed out and bunked off from the list of Invader training and we were only too glad to banish you to Foodcourtia for the sake of Irk!”

“You were never Invader material,” Purple chided in. “You’re more like demented Destroyer material! A walking disaster! A germ that just won’t go away! We should’ve eliminated your pack after that first chaos you caused, but we were foolish to believe that you would be able to change once you’ve grown taller.”

“But…But…I don’t understand! If I’m not an Invader, why would you want to send me to invade Earth?” Zim was still unable to take the news. “Why did you shipped me here into this planet and give the advanced version of SIR if you didn’t want me to invade and conquer it?!”

“Dear Zim. Dear sweet Zim,” Red’s tone seemed as if Zim was just a mere newborn. “I cannot believe you would still hang on to those lies for so long. We sent you to Earth to get RID of you! We wanted to erase you out of existence so that you would never bring another calamity into our planet again. We never wanted you to invade Earth. We didn’t even know it exists until you made your first contact. And haven’t you noticed that your GIR was of obsolete design? It has always been stupid, you idiot! It was made of scrap! Nothing but filthy scrap! Fit just for you, dear Zim!”

“But I…I can’t be…” Zim was at lost of words.

“Frankly, Zim, we were hoping that you would even die on the way to this planet Earth of yours,” Purple said with a yawn, as if Zim was nothing but a tragic insult of life. “No one cares about you in Irk anymore, Zim. They will never remember you. Your existence has been totally cleared, wiped out, deleted, erased! There is not a single file that said you were ever being born in Irk. As far as I’m concern, you don’t even exist anymore.”

“Now stop transmitting to us anymore! You are a nuisance and a bag of crap! Good riddance to bad rubbish!” Red yelled as he cut off the transmission, leaving the screen blank.

Zim slumped in his seat. Not an Invader? Not an Invader? He never was an Invader at all, and he had forced himself to believe that he was worthy to be one. He kept telling himself that he would show all his fellow Irkens one day that he will conquer a planet and be the best Invader in all Irk, yet he had no idea that his fellow Irkens were right about not being one. He had been living in lies, all lies. Those lies that kept him going for his ultimate dream for so many, many long years. And GIR was never advanced. He was just a plain, stupid obsolete version of SIR.

Slowly, his body slightly trembling, he walked towards his icy cold storage. He took out two pieces of the tablet-sized Cold Nuke Bomb and slipped it into his mini-launcher after setting certain coordinates on the bomb. He then clicked the bearings and altitude of Planet Irk and opened the roof of his human home. He didn’t bother for discretion; nothing began to matter anymore to him.

He stared venomously at the launcher as it launched its way to the horizon towards Planet Irk.


Dib noticed Zim downcast for the whole day. He smirked. Whatever he was planning to do to the Earth, it seemed like it had backfired at him. He stared for a few victorious minutes at Zim before the old spinster came gliding into class and started her ‘horrible’ lessons (‘Horrible’ would be an understatement).

During recess, as usual, Zim was staring at his cafeteria food of baked beans, carrot soup and mashed potatoes. But this time he wasn’t staring at it in disgust and contempt like he used to. His face was of a dazed look, like all his happiness has been sapped away from his heart, and that all his enthusiasm to invade this planet had gone to dust. Nothing seemed to interest him anymore, and neither did anything disgust him anymore. He suddenly turned into someone that had gone numb towards his surroundings.

“Well, Zim, looks like whatever you had in mind for my planet has disappeared into oblivion.”

Zim sighed tiredly and turned towards Dib who was standing beside him with a scorn written all over his face. He had his arms folded and his foot was tapping the floor in a sort of taunting way.

“Go away, Dib-worm. I’m not in a mood for petty arguments now.”

“Oh? And since when do I have to listen to your orders, you pathetic scum-bag? Admit it, Zim! I can see it in your eyes! Your plans didn’t work out, did it? You failed in another of your attempt to take over this planet, haven’t you?”

Without warning, Zim pounced onto Dib and both of them slammed onto the grimy floor. They both struggled and rolled all over the floor until their bodies were covered with the dirt and grime and the scraps of food from the floor. When they finally stopped, Zim was on top of Dib, panting heavily, his eyes glazed and glaringly mad.

“Listen here, you filthy scum!” Zim hissed through clenched teeth. “I am in a very, very bad mood right now. I had a hard day and I am so not into wasting my precious saliva on the likes of you! So, if you don’t mind, just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!”

With that, he harshly let go of Dib’s collar and got off him, walking quickly out of the cafeteria, a furious aura lingering around him. Gaz saw everything while she was playing her Gameslave between mouthfuls of food, walked over towards his brother, paused her game and helped him up.

“You know, there is never a day gone by without you starting some silly fight with that Zim guy. When will you ever let it go, Dib? You are hopeless, you know that?”

“You’ll never understand, Gaz,” Dib said as he tried to swipe away the dirt off his billowing black coat. “He is a threat to mankind and I have to stop him from trying to harm this planet. If I don’t, everyone will be sorry that they have never listened to me in the first place once Zim got his way!”

Gaz sighed and went on with her game. Dib twisted his face in disgust at the half-eaten sandwich on the back of his coat. He would never get rid of at this rate. He had to do it in the toilet. Before he stepped out of the cafeteria, Gaz’s voice suddenly appeared out of the blue.

“Did you realize that your face and Zim’s were so close that your lips were in the verge of touching?”


Zim sat alone in front of the icy cold storage, staring at the Cold Nuke Bombs he had acquired from Planet Pluto. It cost him a sum, what with the exchange rate between planets and he had to risk himself working at McMeaty’s so that he could earn enough cash just to afford all those Bombs. Humiliation was inevitable when he was caught by Dib while he was working on the French fries section.

But now all his hard work has gone to waste. He had lost all his reasons to carry on with his mission. He began to contemplate his existence in this world. If he wasn’t meant to invade, what was he meant to do? If he wasn’t an Invader, who was he? If he had caused so much damage since the day he was born, why the heck was he ever born anyway? If everything he had fought for and lived in was a lie, then what was the truth? That he was going to spend his blind eternity in this filthy planet and rue the day he had ever left Foodcourtia to pursue his so-called life-long dream? This wasn’t a dream. This was a nightmare! A nightmare he somehow found it hard to get out. A nightmare that shows what the truth of his dreaded existence is all about.

As he laid his hand on the door of the icy cold storage, he felt a presence in his secret lair. He spun round and saw that it was Dib, clad as usual in his nifty spy clothes standing right a few feet in front of Zim, his eyes glaring accusingly at Zim.

“Oh, it’s you, Dib-worm,” Zim said uninterestedly, taking Dib by surprise.

“Aren’t you going to use your gadgets to capture me or something? Aren’t you going to stuff me into a chamber and experiment on me for your own pleasure?”

“What makes you think that interests me anymore?” Zim asked tiredly, his hands opening the door of the storage, clouds upon clouds of mists emitting out of it.

“Don’t play dumb with me!” Dib yelled exasperatedly, stomping his foot hard on the floor. “I can see what you’re doing right now!! You’re trying to use that weird cold gadget thing to freeze the whole world and turn it back into the Ice Age! And then you’re going to monopolize the heat resources and threaten mankind to bow down to you before you hand them out the heat resource! Am I right?! I knew you’re going to do it! Admit it!!”

“What if I told you that I’m doing this because my sole target was on you?”

“Huh?” Dib was confused yet again.

“Yeah, I have been thinking of taking over this planet a number of times. Not a day goes by without me thinking that someday you puny humans will fall down and be at my grasp,” Zim finally started to open up to Dib like he had never did before.

“Hah! I knew it! I knew it all along ever since the day I laid eyes on you!! You think you’re so smart, but I got you figured out all by myself!” Dib shouted in victory, pointing an accusing finger at the Irken he had come to hate.

“Taking over this planet has been my sole priority,” Zim said as he did a sort-of coin roll with the tablet-sized Cold Nuke Bomb and walked closer towards the apprehensive Dib. “I dreamed of proving myself to my fellow Irkens that I am the world’s greatest Invader that had ever lived. Everyone has been sent out to great planets and made it their conquered home, and I have always longed to be this way. That is, until I met you.”

“M…Me? What about me?” Dib laughed nervously.

“As soon as I laid eyes on you, I began to sway. I didn’t know what I am supposed to do: spare this filthy planet and go back to my own planet or stay and continue with my ambition to prove myself. My ambition got the better of me. I slaved day and night just to get the money to get these little babies. I plan to conquer the world, prove my worthiness to my fellow Irkens and then force you to become mine for all eternity. But then I found out the truth about my identity.”

“Your identity? What identity?”

“That I’m not exactly an Invader. Never was, never am, never will be. I never existed in my planet anymore. I was erased out of existence. To them, I was never born.”

Dib was about to laugh, scorn and taunt him because of his pathetic failure. He had always known that Zim would never succeed in his missions, but he kept guard just in case. Now that he knew the truth, he felt so relieved that he was able to laugh at him without worrying about being backfired, but when he saw the look on defeat and acceptance of his fate on Zim’s face, somehow his laughter was swallowed back. He didn’t understand why.

“I know, I’m a failure,” Zim continued, “and I deserved to be scorn. I’ve been thinking a great deal for the whole of last night and all day today, and I finally come to realize that I never wanted to invade this planet at all. I have got so accustomed to this filthy planet that I lost all contempt towards this planet. And I owed it to someone who had showed me how beautiful this place could be if I were just to accept it and forget about my plans.”

Dib didn’t dare to think who the one to make him realize that was.

“Dib,” Zim was standing face to face with Dib and was actually calling him by his name. “I release your planet. Your planet is free.”

“Zim…” Dib was at lost of words. He had never seen this side of Zim before.

“I love you,” Zim said as he placed the bomb into Dib’s hand. He leaned closer and kissed the human’s lips, savouring every inch of his mouth, inside and out. He finally did it. He had finally realized his true purpose in this planet, and he had finally told his secretly beloved Dib all he needed to know. He could feel Dib trying to resist his kiss. He whispered between kisses, pleading, “Please, just pretend to be mine. Just this once, let us forget our differences, please.”

Dib had never heard Zim beg before and soon he found himself going with the flow, kissing him back slowly, then a little bit vigorously and hungrily. He didn’t think that Zim’s worm-like tongue could feel so good on his own. He felt his hand that held the weird-looking contraption being guided by Zim’s grasp onto his bulged back. He heard a tiny click and a small hiss and that was when Zim finally tore himself away from Dib. He stared in horror as Zim’s Pak began to freeze and harden and his veins began to pulse and show, going blue all over. His wig and lenses that disguised him as a human began to slip off his head, like it had suddenly become too big for him. He fell onto his knees and slowly crumpled to the solid floor, his body curled up into a ball.

But that wasn’t what disturbed Dib.

What disturbed him was that throughout this sudden transformation, Zim had a smile on his face all the time.

“I…love…you…”

That was the last thing Dib heard before the Irken’s whole body became hard and frozen, his smile stuck permanently on his ashen, frozen face. The whole place became so silent as death swept coldly across the secret lab of Zim. Dib stared and stared at Zim’s dead body, not knowing what to do. In a way, he had finally destroyed the Irken Invader that had come to this planet unannounced and plot to conquer it. But, deep down inside his heart, he knew he wasn’t at all happy about it. Not happy at all.

Because at that very split second Zim breathed his last, Dib had finally and actually fallen in love with him.

Dib fell onto his knees and held the frozen Zim in his arms. How could he have ever dismissed the fact that he had actually been suppressing a crush so deep for this Irken Invader for so long? How could he ever have dismissed the fact that Zim’s depression over the news that he wasn’t a true Invader was enough to crush his own will to live? How could he have not seen that the words that Zim had confessed to him were the last words he would ever hear from him? How could he be so blind not to see that with this weird gadget, he was both diminishing his will to live and giving the opportunity to Dib to kill him? How could he be…?

Sobs could be heard throughout the empty lab…


“Aww~! How cute~!”

GIR accessed his way down into the underground lab, trying to look for his master as he was getting late for school. When he got down to the lab, there he was, sleeping beside Dib soundly, like they were having a nice dream and they just don’t want to get up. He hobbled over towards them, toppling over cords and wires on the way.

“Wake up, Zim! Wake up, Dib! Wakey, wakey, time to go to school!”

The two boys didn’t budge. GIR could feel their bodies cold and frozen and they were not moving. Their eyes were quite open—one revealing his purple eyes and the other revealing his blue eyes that hide behind those large glasses. Zim had a small smile on his face and Dib’s mouth was slightly open, as if wanting to say something but didn’t make it out. GIR noticed that there were tablet-like gadgets stuck on both Zim’s Pak and Dib’s neck. He also noticed that Dib’s hand was locked onto Zim’s three-clawed hand in a tight, firm grip. He tried to shake them awake. They still won’t budge.

“Wake up, Zim, Dib. Wakey, wakey! Zim? Dib…? Wake up…”